River ,'Objects In Space'
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As a librarian, I'm probably not supposed to pick up the books The Difficult Partner just left outside his door, as if that is the collection point for the book fairies to come and get them, throw them at him, and say "put them away your own damn self," am I?
How about putting them back just inside his office with a map and directions to the library?
How about putting them back just inside his office with a map, directions to the libraryand a note that says Fuck you, you lazy bastard?
billytea's way is probably better.
How about putting them back just inside his office with a map, directions to the libraryand a note that says Fuck you, you lazy bastard?
You could have a sticker saying "You Are Here" and attach it to a photocopy of his own arse.
Apparently he thinks he's in an expensive hotel and that books are shoes. The nice young men in their clean white coats should come and take him away.
So, all in all, a good day. Financial Aid is worked out; mom is being taken care of; and I might have a job to go back to. It's about the best day in about six weeks!It just bore repeating again. And yay!
I mean, that might be bad for the books.Sheesh, think of the books, woman, think of the books...
Throw something metallic at him instead.
Throw something metallic at him instead.
Oh! And pointy!
YAY! It appears to be back. It's gross-looking, but it's back.
There must have been a break repaired somewhere. Run all your taps until the blood water runs clear.
Run all your taps untile the blood water runs clear.
Oh, I did! Trust me!
Throw something metallic at him instead.
Oh! And pointy!
Like the pokey thing in a good knife set that I always think is to hold the meat while carving, but turns out it's to sharpen knife blades on.
The picture and sound on basic cable is crap.
My diamond shoes are WAY too tight.