How about putting them back just inside his office with a map, directions to the libraryand a note that says Fuck you, you lazy bastard?
You could have a sticker saying "You Are Here" and attach it to a photocopy of his own arse.
We'd be dead. Can't get paid if you're dead.
Mal ,'Serenity'
Spike's Bitches 29: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
billytea - Apr 04, 2006 1:14:14 pm PDT #7373 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Ginger - Apr 04, 2006 1:15:54 pm PDT #7374 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Apparently he thinks he's in an expensive hotel and that books are shoes. The nice young men in their clean white coats should come and take him away.
Cass - Apr 04, 2006 1:25:20 pm PDT #7375 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
So, all in all, a good day. Financial Aid is worked out; mom is being taken care of; and I might have a job to go back to. It's about the best day in about six weeks!It just bore repeating again. And yay!
I mean, that might be bad for the books.Sheesh, think of the books, woman, think of the books...
Throw something metallic at him instead.
EpicTangent - Apr 04, 2006 1:42:18 pm PDT #7376 of 10001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty
Throw something metallic at him instead.
Oh! And pointy!
DCJensen - Apr 04, 2006 1:56:56 pm PDT #7377 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.
YAY! It appears to be back. It's gross-looking, but it's back.
There must have been a break repaired somewhere. Run all your taps until the blood water runs clear.
vw bug - Apr 04, 2006 1:57:39 pm PDT #7378 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
Run all your taps untile the blood water runs clear.
Oh, I did! Trust me!
WindSparrow - Apr 04, 2006 1:58:05 pm PDT #7379 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Throw something metallic at him instead.
Oh! And pointy!
Like the pokey thing in a good knife set that I always think is to hold the meat while carving, but turns out it's to sharpen knife blades on.
vw bug - Apr 04, 2006 2:16:20 pm PDT #7380 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
The picture and sound on basic cable is crap.
My diamond shoes are WAY too tight.
Jessica - Apr 04, 2006 2:17:33 pm PDT #7381 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Try taking one of the shoes off and banging on the cable box with it.
vw bug - Apr 04, 2006 2:19:54 pm PDT #7382 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
There is no box. It goes straight into the tv. This way it's only $7.95 a month.
Yes, we have gotten very, very cheap.