(PS: am I wrong, or is your mother getting a bit ahead of herself here?)
Erm. Not....really.
Can't even shout, Can't even cry. The Gentlemen are coming by. Looking in windows, knocking on doors. They need to take seven, and they might take yours. Can't call to mom, can't say a word. You're gonna die screaming but you won't be heard.
Dream Girl ,'Bring On The Night'
Spike's Bitches 29: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Steph L. - Feb 22, 2006 6:44:55 pm PST #678 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Trudy Booth - Feb 22, 2006 6:50:01 pm PST #679 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
FUCKBUDDAYYYYYYYYYYYYY
(since I'm not your Mom, that's fine)
If I were your Mom, a stellar response might be, "Two words, Mom, Jerry. Springer."
billytea - Feb 22, 2006 6:50:40 pm PST #680 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Erm. Not....really.
Well. In that case, I reckon you've earned a little "and I care what you say why?" time.
Oh! While I think of it, I've ordered the remaining Sandman books (6-10). I figured I'd chuck the odd Batman collection onto the end of it too. I think I've got Long Halloween, Dark Victory, and Dark Knight Returns. Or soemthing like that. And Marvel 1602, which I saw when staying at Anne's in Baltimore.
billytea - Feb 22, 2006 6:52:21 pm PST #681 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
If I were your Mom, a stellar response might be, "Two words, Mom, Jerry. Springer."
Is there a history with the King of Confrontation you're not telling us about?
Steph L. - Feb 22, 2006 6:59:26 pm PST #682 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
If I were your Mom, a stellar response might be, "Two words, Mom, Jerry. Springer."
Is there a history with the King of Confrontation you're not telling us about?
Hey, he has a long and colorful history in my fair city. For real. He was on City Council back in the day ("the day" being the 1970s) and got busted for patronizing a hooker. HOW did he get busted, you ask? He paid with a check.
No, seriously. You can look it up.
So he resigned. And then, a few years later, was re-elected. As mayor. Seriously.
t edit And it JUST now occurred to me what Trudy was referring to -- back in the mid-80s, when my newly divorced mom was partying like a rock star at the discos in town, Jerry Springer was a regular fixture at all the hot spots, and hit on everything with ovaries. Including my mom.
Who did NOT, for the record, hook up with Jerry.
billytea - Feb 22, 2006 7:02:45 pm PST #683 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
No, seriously. You can look it up.
No, no, I know his history with Cincinnati. I'm curious as to why it's a great comeback if Trudy were your mother.
Trudy Booth - Feb 22, 2006 7:12:38 pm PST #684 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
HEY NOW! Not if I were her Mother, if her Mother said such a thing.
Who did NOT, for the record, hook up with Jerry.
Well, that's what she says. For the sake of abuse (a.k.a. self defense) we don't have to believe that.
billytea - Feb 22, 2006 7:16:58 pm PST #685 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
HEY NOW! Not if I were her Mother, if her Mother said such a thing.
Must I parade your words before you as so many tawdry puppets? 'Cause, you know, I'd do that. For you.
Trudy Booth - Feb 22, 2006 7:18:54 pm PST #686 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
You and your tawdry puppets...
Wally really is slacking off.
billytea - Feb 22, 2006 7:24:47 pm PST #687 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Wally really is slacking off.
Le sigh. Wally is wondering how he wound up seeing three different women this weekend, and how to resolve the situation.
In short, I wish slacking off were his problem.