If I were your Mom, a stellar response might be, "Two words, Mom, Jerry. Springer."
Is there a history with the King of Confrontation you're not telling us about?
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'Out Of Gas'
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billytea - Feb 22, 2006 6:52:21 pm PST #681 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Steph L. - Feb 22, 2006 6:59:26 pm PST #682 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
If I were your Mom, a stellar response might be, "Two words, Mom, Jerry. Springer."
Is there a history with the King of Confrontation you're not telling us about?
Hey, he has a long and colorful history in my fair city. For real. He was on City Council back in the day ("the day" being the 1970s) and got busted for patronizing a hooker. HOW did he get busted, you ask? He paid with a check.
No, seriously. You can look it up.
So he resigned. And then, a few years later, was re-elected. As mayor. Seriously.
t edit And it JUST now occurred to me what Trudy was referring to -- back in the mid-80s, when my newly divorced mom was partying like a rock star at the discos in town, Jerry Springer was a regular fixture at all the hot spots, and hit on everything with ovaries. Including my mom.
Who did NOT, for the record, hook up with Jerry.
billytea - Feb 22, 2006 7:02:45 pm PST #683 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
No, seriously. You can look it up.
No, no, I know his history with Cincinnati. I'm curious as to why it's a great comeback if Trudy were your mother.
Trudy Booth - Feb 22, 2006 7:12:38 pm PST #684 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
HEY NOW! Not if I were her Mother, if her Mother said such a thing.
Who did NOT, for the record, hook up with Jerry.
Well, that's what she says. For the sake of abuse (a.k.a. self defense) we don't have to believe that.
billytea - Feb 22, 2006 7:16:58 pm PST #685 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
HEY NOW! Not if I were her Mother, if her Mother said such a thing.
Must I parade your words before you as so many tawdry puppets? 'Cause, you know, I'd do that. For you.
Trudy Booth - Feb 22, 2006 7:18:54 pm PST #686 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
You and your tawdry puppets...
Wally really is slacking off.
billytea - Feb 22, 2006 7:24:47 pm PST #687 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Wally really is slacking off.
Le sigh. Wally is wondering how he wound up seeing three different women this weekend, and how to resolve the situation.
In short, I wish slacking off were his problem.
Lee - Feb 22, 2006 7:29:43 pm PST #688 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
For Billytea, Booby
Trudy Booth - Feb 22, 2006 7:33:13 pm PST #689 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Le sigh. Wally is wondering how he wound up seeing three different women this weekend, and how to resolve the situation.
Actual women? Or tawdry puppet women? You can be honest -- we're all friends here (and any number of us name our adult toys).
Vortex - Feb 22, 2006 7:56:23 pm PST #690 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
got busted for patronizing a hooker. HOW did he get busted, you ask? He paid with a check.
clearly, his arrest was in vain, as Charlie Sheen should hae learned something.