For Billytea, Booby
You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I reattached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town.
Simon ,'Jaynestown'
Spike's Bitches 29: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Lee - Feb 22, 2006 7:29:43 pm PST #688 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Trudy Booth - Feb 22, 2006 7:33:13 pm PST #689 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Le sigh. Wally is wondering how he wound up seeing three different women this weekend, and how to resolve the situation.
Actual women? Or tawdry puppet women? You can be honest -- we're all friends here (and any number of us name our adult toys).
Vortex - Feb 22, 2006 7:56:23 pm PST #690 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
got busted for patronizing a hooker. HOW did he get busted, you ask? He paid with a check.
clearly, his arrest was in vain, as Charlie Sheen should hae learned something.
Burrell - Feb 22, 2006 8:09:26 pm PST #691 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Ahhhh. There is a place in LA that has a bacon, peanut butter and swiss burger called the menage a trois.
I'm sorry, but peanut butter on a hamburger just sounds like ten kinds of wrong.
And as long as I'm sharing random opinions, I like Perkins' booby.
Scrappy - Feb 22, 2006 8:11:00 pm PST #692 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Burrell is saucy.
Burrell - Feb 22, 2006 8:12:25 pm PST #693 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Well...
Burrell - Feb 22, 2006 8:13:58 pm PST #694 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Actually, I think I'm just punchy.
Very little sleep last night.
billytea - Feb 22, 2006 8:16:05 pm PST #695 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Actual women? Or tawdry puppet women? You can be honest -- we're all friends here (and any number of us name our adult toys).
If they were tawdry puppet women, I wouldn't have a problem. Well. Not one that's anyone else's business, anyway.
Scrappy - Feb 22, 2006 8:16:28 pm PST #696 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Oh no, Missy, you're a saucy minx.
§ ita § - Feb 22, 2006 8:40:48 pm PST #697 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
No one thinks I'm abused either, Cass. Unless they're hitting on me, and offering to defend me against my next attacker.
Which prompted no thought more than "If he gave me this black eye, just imagine what he'd do to you..."
Maybe most of the onlookers can sense that response brewing.
Still, it does bother me. Because I don't think knowing how to defend yourself ensures you won't be abused.