All right, no one's killing folk today, on account of our very tight schedule.

Mal ,'Trash'


Spike's Bitches 29: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Trudy Booth - Feb 22, 2006 6:50:01 pm PST #679 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

FUCKBUDDAYYYYYYYYYYYYY

(since I'm not your Mom, that's fine)

If I were your Mom, a stellar response might be, "Two words, Mom, Jerry. Springer."


billytea - Feb 22, 2006 6:50:40 pm PST #680 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Erm. Not....really.

Well. In that case, I reckon you've earned a little "and I care what you say why?" time.

Oh! While I think of it, I've ordered the remaining Sandman books (6-10). I figured I'd chuck the odd Batman collection onto the end of it too. I think I've got Long Halloween, Dark Victory, and Dark Knight Returns. Or soemthing like that. And Marvel 1602, which I saw when staying at Anne's in Baltimore.


billytea - Feb 22, 2006 6:52:21 pm PST #681 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

If I were your Mom, a stellar response might be, "Two words, Mom, Jerry. Springer."

Is there a history with the King of Confrontation you're not telling us about?


Steph L. - Feb 22, 2006 6:59:26 pm PST #682 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

If I were your Mom, a stellar response might be, "Two words, Mom, Jerry. Springer."

Is there a history with the King of Confrontation you're not telling us about?

Hey, he has a long and colorful history in my fair city. For real. He was on City Council back in the day ("the day" being the 1970s) and got busted for patronizing a hooker. HOW did he get busted, you ask? He paid with a check.

No, seriously. You can look it up.

So he resigned. And then, a few years later, was re-elected. As mayor. Seriously.

t edit And it JUST now occurred to me what Trudy was referring to -- back in the mid-80s, when my newly divorced mom was partying like a rock star at the discos in town, Jerry Springer was a regular fixture at all the hot spots, and hit on everything with ovaries. Including my mom.

Who did NOT, for the record, hook up with Jerry.


billytea - Feb 22, 2006 7:02:45 pm PST #683 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

No, seriously. You can look it up.

No, no, I know his history with Cincinnati. I'm curious as to why it's a great comeback if Trudy were your mother.


Trudy Booth - Feb 22, 2006 7:12:38 pm PST #684 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

HEY NOW! Not if I were her Mother, if her Mother said such a thing.

Who did NOT, for the record, hook up with Jerry.

Well, that's what she says. For the sake of abuse (a.k.a. self defense) we don't have to believe that.


billytea - Feb 22, 2006 7:16:58 pm PST #685 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

HEY NOW! Not if I were her Mother, if her Mother said such a thing.

Must I parade your words before you as so many tawdry puppets? 'Cause, you know, I'd do that. For you.


Trudy Booth - Feb 22, 2006 7:18:54 pm PST #686 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

You and your tawdry puppets...

Wally really is slacking off.


billytea - Feb 22, 2006 7:24:47 pm PST #687 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Wally really is slacking off.

Le sigh. Wally is wondering how he wound up seeing three different women this weekend, and how to resolve the situation.

In short, I wish slacking off were his problem.


Lee - Feb 22, 2006 7:29:43 pm PST #688 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

For Billytea, Booby