Also, he hasn't paid his rent yet. He promised cash to Emily this morning. But, then he got up late and had to run off to his game. I called him at his game and asked him to remember to stop and get it before he came home. After all this bullshit, he came home without it. Now he's taking a shower, then he's gonna run out to get the money. AFTER Emily's bank has closed for the day.
HE HASN'T PAID HIS MOTHERFUCKING RENT YET????
Oh my God. I thought I was pissed off with this bloke before. That was as nothing to the sheer white-hot fury I'm experiencing just now.
'kay, I say we rig his John Thomas up with electrodes and then make him do the washing up.
I cannot BELIEVE the nerve of him. He hasn't paid his rent. And he asks the girl WHO HAS BEEN HOSPITALIZED AND WHOSE HOMESTAY HAS INVOLVED ELECTRODES ATTACHED TO HER HEAD to tidy the house FOR HIS GUESTS!!!!
CANNOT DISABLE ASSCAPS OF RIGHTEOUS FURY!!!!
I SAY WE GET MINEAR ON HIS ASS! NOW!
Found my whip! Woot! Ready to *poof* to Somerville as soon as I find a witch to transport me. Where's Hermione when you need her?
ION ~ watching a movie that's based in SF and getting even more excited for SF2F. (That movie with Reese Whatshername. I think it's called Just Like Heaven.)
Can I come too, Cindy? I have a really good poking stick and I may even still have a whip around here somewhere.
Yes. I also have a long, wooden pole. It was the pole for Julia's closet, but she broke the bracket that held it to the wall, and the replacement we got was metal.
I have hammers, screwdrivers, drills, saws, vices, and I might have ELMO singing on either audio tape, or at least VHS.
OMG! I have Barney on VHS!! (Don't ask why.)
Elmo and Barney, now *that's* some good torture.
Me, too. I have tons of Barney. I also have real, live children. Could buy them M&Ms and Jolt Cola, and leave them in vw's apartment with Not!Emily for 5 minutes, while we took her outside, to um...show her that thing.
It's good to know you guys are on my side.
vw, we are on your side, because you are you, and we love you.
But you know what, I would be on the side of someone I didn't love who was in your situation and got a note like that from a roomie who wanted the place cleaned for his own houseguests.
Tell him kiss your injured ass. What a jackhole.
But you know what, I would be on the side of someone I didn't love who was in your situation and got a note like that from a roomie who wanted the place cleaned for his own houseguests.
For reals. What he's doing is just so far out wrong, it even goes beyond the fact that we know you and care about you.
