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Spike's Bitches 29: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Topic!Cindy - Apr 01, 2006 8:02:16 am PST #6708 of 10001
What is even happening?

Aimee and Fay, I have three cast iron pans. I can drive us to Somerville in 10 to 15 minutes. What time can you be here?


Nicole - Apr 01, 2006 8:09:33 am PST #6709 of 10001
I'm getting the pig!

Can I come too, Cindy? I have a really good poking stick and I may even still have a whip around here somewhere.


Aims - Apr 01, 2006 8:09:40 am PST #6710 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

5 seconds

t crosses arms, wiggles nose


Nora Deirdre - Apr 01, 2006 8:11:25 am PST #6711 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

But someone who is going to leave you a note as if you worked for him? He needs to be set straight.

Yeah, this probably bugs me the most. The entitlement of it all.


Steph L. - Apr 01, 2006 8:16:35 am PST #6712 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Yeah, this probably bugs me the most. The entitlement of it all.

That's my problem with it all. I mean, if he's been treating you like this pre-electrodes, pre-health-issues, he's *still* just as much a jackhole as he is today.

Unless, when he moved in, you signed an agreement wherein you would be the official maid/housecleaner/scullery maid/all-purpose monkeyboy (well, monkeygirl)/housebitch.

And I'm thinking you didn't. If he has a problem with the cleanliness of the apartment, he can clean it his DAMN self.


Aims - Apr 01, 2006 8:19:41 am PST #6713 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Also, also, also???

Anyone who hasn't paid their damn RENT YET can shut their pie hole when it comes to non-cleanliness.

Once you pay, you can have a say.

SHUT IT NOT!EMILY.

We'll cut you.


beth b - Apr 01, 2006 8:26:07 am PST #6714 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

I never cleaned at Matt's apartment - no I take that back - I need to soak in a bath once , so I cleaned the tub before I got in it.

DH and I came to an agreement a long time ago. 1) he is not allowed to apologizes for the state of our house , except when someone just drops by ( because it will be a mess then) 2) he is not allowed to complain about the state of anything, including the kitchen unless he just cleaned it , and now it is a mess. and the same rule applies to me. We also talked about the concept of it you don't do , I have to. and visa versa. I don't want to live with roommates again.


Ginger - Apr 01, 2006 8:26:49 am PST #6715 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Damn it, now she's wiping down the counters, so I look like a lazy ass.

No, it just looks like Not!Emily's girlfriend deserves better than Not!Emily.


sumi - Apr 01, 2006 8:29:47 am PST #6716 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

Yes, what Ginger said.

Apparently, Not!Emily has lived a life where he's never had to clean up after himself -- how is that possible?

I hope you and Emily find a new place soon!


Steph L. - Apr 01, 2006 8:31:49 am PST #6717 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Does Not!Emily fling his own poo, also? Just curious.