Aimee and Fay, I have three cast iron pans. I can drive us to Somerville in 10 to 15 minutes. What time can you be here?
Spike's Bitches 29: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Can I come too, Cindy? I have a really good poking stick and I may even still have a whip around here somewhere.
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But someone who is going to leave you a note as if you worked for him? He needs to be set straight.
Yeah, this probably bugs me the most. The entitlement of it all.
Yeah, this probably bugs me the most. The entitlement of it all.
That's my problem with it all. I mean, if he's been treating you like this pre-electrodes, pre-health-issues, he's *still* just as much a jackhole as he is today.
Unless, when he moved in, you signed an agreement wherein you would be the official maid/housecleaner/scullery maid/all-purpose monkeyboy (well, monkeygirl)/housebitch.
And I'm thinking you didn't. If he has a problem with the cleanliness of the apartment, he can clean it his DAMN self.
Also, also, also???
Anyone who hasn't paid their damn RENT YET can shut their pie hole when it comes to non-cleanliness.
Once you pay, you can have a say.
SHUT IT NOT!EMILY.
We'll cut you.
I never cleaned at Matt's apartment - no I take that back - I need to soak in a bath once , so I cleaned the tub before I got in it.
DH and I came to an agreement a long time ago. 1) he is not allowed to apologizes for the state of our house , except when someone just drops by ( because it will be a mess then) 2) he is not allowed to complain about the state of anything, including the kitchen unless he just cleaned it , and now it is a mess. and the same rule applies to me. We also talked about the concept of it you don't do , I have to. and visa versa. I don't want to live with roommates again.
Damn it, now she's wiping down the counters, so I look like a lazy ass.
No, it just looks like Not!Emily's girlfriend deserves better than Not!Emily.
Yes, what Ginger said.
Apparently, Not!Emily has lived a life where he's never had to clean up after himself -- how is that possible?
I hope you and Emily find a new place soon!
Does Not!Emily fling his own poo, also? Just curious.