Tell him kiss your injured ass. What a jackhole.
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But you know what, I would be on the side of someone I didn't love who was in your situation and got a note like that from a roomie who wanted the place cleaned for his own houseguests.
For reals. What he's doing is just so far out wrong, it even goes beyond the fact that we know you and care about you.
What Cindy and Nora (and everyone else) said. It's not just that you're loved, it's also that he's just an ass.
But you know what, I would be on the side of someone I didn't love who was in your situation and got a note like that from a roomie who wanted the place cleaned for his own houseguests.
For reals. What he's doing is just so far out wrong, it even goes beyond the fact that we know you and care about you.
What They Said.
- And* he can go get laid at her place if he doesn't like it...Felix Unger motherfucker.(Although I imagine Felix paid his bills...he seems like the type.)
Damn it, now she's wiping down the counters, so I look like a lazy ass.
Dude, she is totally embarrassed by her boyfriend's lazy ass. Why do you think she's cleaning up after him? Doubt seriously she'll ever admit that outloud, though.
Yeah. But she might make his life suck for a day or two.
Here's a fun thought: vw ought to print out the last 20-30 posts and leave it where Not!Emily can read it.
Oooh! Then include this one:
Dear Not!Emily,
EAT IT, you egomaniac!
erika, say what you want about Felix, he would have cleaned. See, I can handle a slob who doesn't nag, or a cleaner who does complain, but a slob who complains about the state of the house?--Makes me go all Proverbial...
Under three things the earth trembles;
Under four it cannot bear up:
a servant who becomes king,
a fool who is full of food,
an unloved woman who is married
and a slobby roommate who complains the place is a mess.