Death is your art. You make it with your hands day after day. That final gasp, that look of peace. And part of you is desperate to know: What's it like? Where does it lead you? And now you see, that's the secret. Not the punch you didn't throw or the kicks you didn't land. She really wanted it. Every Slayer has a death wish. Even you.

Spike ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Spike's Bitches 29: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


erikaj - Apr 01, 2006 8:46:16 am PST #6726 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Tell him kiss your injured ass. What a jackhole.


Nora Deirdre - Apr 01, 2006 8:47:06 am PST #6727 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

But you know what, I would be on the side of someone I didn't love who was in your situation and got a note like that from a roomie who wanted the place cleaned for his own houseguests.

For reals. What he's doing is just so far out wrong, it even goes beyond the fact that we know you and care about you.


Nicole - Apr 01, 2006 8:48:18 am PST #6728 of 10001
I'm getting the pig!

What Cindy and Nora (and everyone else) said. It's not just that you're loved, it's also that he's just an ass.


Steph L. - Apr 01, 2006 8:50:48 am PST #6729 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

But you know what, I would be on the side of someone I didn't love who was in your situation and got a note like that from a roomie who wanted the place cleaned for his own houseguests.

For reals. What he's doing is just so far out wrong, it even goes beyond the fact that we know you and care about you.

What They Said.


erikaj - Apr 01, 2006 8:51:58 am PST #6730 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

  • And* he can go get laid at her place if he doesn't like it...Felix Unger motherfucker.(Although I imagine Felix paid his bills...he seems like the type.)


WindSparrow - Apr 01, 2006 8:53:12 am PST #6731 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Damn it, now she's wiping down the counters, so I look like a lazy ass.

Dude, she is totally embarrassed by her boyfriend's lazy ass. Why do you think she's cleaning up after him? Doubt seriously she'll ever admit that outloud, though.


erikaj - Apr 01, 2006 8:54:25 am PST #6732 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Yeah. But she might make his life suck for a day or two.


WindSparrow - Apr 01, 2006 8:55:26 am PST #6733 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Here's a fun thought: vw ought to print out the last 20-30 posts and leave it where Not!Emily can read it.


Steph L. - Apr 01, 2006 8:57:27 am PST #6734 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Oooh! Then include this one:

Dear Not!Emily,

EAT IT, you egomaniac!


Topic!Cindy - Apr 01, 2006 9:03:13 am PST #6735 of 10001
What is even happening?

erika, say what you want about Felix, he would have cleaned. See, I can handle a slob who doesn't nag, or a cleaner who does complain, but a slob who complains about the state of the house?--Makes me go all Proverbial...

Under three things the earth trembles;
Under four it cannot bear up:

a servant who becomes king,
a fool who is full of food,

an unloved woman who is married
and a slobby roommate who complains the place is a mess.