Mal ,'War Stories'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Can I come too, Cindy? I have a really good poking stick and I may even still have a whip around here somewhere.
Yes. I also have a long, wooden pole. It was the pole for Julia's closet, but she broke the bracket that held it to the wall, and the replacement we got was metal.
I have hammers, screwdrivers, drills, saws, vices, and I might have ELMO singing on either audio tape, or at least VHS.
::foams with wrath::
t /foamy
OMG! I have Barney on VHS!! (Don't ask why.)
Elmo and Barney, now *that's* some good torture.
Me, too. I have tons of Barney. I also have real, live children. Could buy them M&Ms and Jolt Cola, and leave them in vw's apartment with Not!Emily for 5 minutes, while we took her outside, to um...show her that thing.
It's good to know you guys are on my side.
vw, we are on your side, because you are you, and we love you.
But you know what, I would be on the side of someone I didn't love who was in your situation and got a note like that from a roomie who wanted the place cleaned for his own houseguests.
Tell him kiss your injured ass. What a jackhole.
But you know what, I would be on the side of someone I didn't love who was in your situation and got a note like that from a roomie who wanted the place cleaned for his own houseguests.
For reals. What he's doing is just so far out wrong, it even goes beyond the fact that we know you and care about you.
What Cindy and Nora (and everyone else) said. It's not just that you're loved, it's also that he's just an ass.
But you know what, I would be on the side of someone I didn't love who was in your situation and got a note like that from a roomie who wanted the place cleaned for his own houseguests.
For reals. What he's doing is just so far out wrong, it even goes beyond the fact that we know you and care about you.
What They Said.