But someone who is going to leave you a note as if you worked for him? He needs to be set straight.

Yeah, this probably bugs me the most. The entitlement of it all.

Yeah, this probably bugs me the most. The entitlement of it all.

That's my problem with it all. I mean, if he's been treating you like this pre-electrodes, pre-health-issues, he's *still* just as much a jackhole as he is today.

Unless, when he moved in, you signed an agreement wherein you would be the official maid/housecleaner/scullery maid/all-purpose monkeyboy (well, monkeygirl)/housebitch.

And I'm thinking you didn't. If he has a problem with the cleanliness of the apartment, he can clean it his DAMN self.

Also, also, also???

Anyone who hasn't paid their damn RENT YET can shut their pie hole when it comes to non-cleanliness.

Once you pay, you can have a say.

SHUT IT NOT!EMILY.

We'll cut you.

I never cleaned at Matt's apartment - no I take that back - I need to soak in a bath once , so I cleaned the tub before I got in it.

DH and I came to an agreement a long time ago. 1) he is not allowed to apologizes for the state of our house , except when someone just drops by ( because it will be a mess then) 2) he is not allowed to complain about the state of anything, including the kitchen unless he just cleaned it , and now it is a mess. and the same rule applies to me. We also talked about the concept of it you don't do , I have to. and visa versa. I don't want to live with roommates again.

Damn it, now she's wiping down the counters, so I look like a lazy ass.

No, it just looks like Not!Emily's girlfriend deserves better than Not!Emily.

Yes, what Ginger said.

Apparently, Not!Emily has lived a life where he's never had to clean up after himself -- how is that possible?

I hope you and Emily find a new place soon!

Does Not!Emily fling his own poo, also? Just curious.

Also, he hasn't paid his rent yet. He promised cash to Emily this morning. But, then he got up late and had to run off to his game. I called him at his game and asked him to remember to stop and get it before he came home. After all this bullshit, he came home without it. Now he's taking a shower, then he's gonna run out to get the money. AFTER Emily's bank has closed for the day.

HE HASN'T PAID HIS MOTHERFUCKING RENT YET????

Oh my God. I thought I was pissed off with this bloke before. That was as nothing to the sheer white-hot fury I'm experiencing just now.

'kay, I say we rig his John Thomas up with electrodes and then make him do the washing up.

I cannot BELIEVE the nerve of him. He hasn't paid his rent. And he asks the girl WHO HAS BEEN HOSPITALIZED AND WHOSE HOMESTAY HAS INVOLVED ELECTRODES ATTACHED TO HER HEAD to tidy the house FOR HIS GUESTS!!!!

CANNOT DISABLE ASSCAPS OF RIGHTEOUS FURY!!!!

I SAY WE GET MINEAR ON HIS ASS! NOW!

Found my whip! Woot! Ready to *poof* to Somerville as soon as I find a witch to transport me. Where's Hermione when you need her?

ION ~ watching a movie that's based in SF and getting even more excited for SF2F. (That movie with Reese Whatshername. I think it's called Just Like Heaven.)

Can I come too, Cindy? I have a really good poking stick and I may even still have a whip around here somewhere.

Yes. I also have a long, wooden pole. It was the pole for Julia's closet, but she broke the bracket that held it to the wall, and the replacement we got was metal.

I have hammers, screwdrivers, drills, saws, vices, and I might have ELMO singing on either audio tape, or at least VHS.