Is it cast iron? Can you whack him with it?
CAN I????
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Is it cast iron? Can you whack him with it?
CAN I????
Alas, it is not cast iron, but yes, you can whack him with it. I think it would still hurt.
Damn it, now she's wiping down the counters, so I look like a lazy ass.
Um. I don't like Not!Emily. At all.
I think he's a jerk and I hope all of the hot water was gone when he took his shower.
What a putz.
You do not look lazy! You look like a woman with electrodes stuck to your head!
Not!Emily is inconsiderate and lazy. He obviously doesn't care that you've been sick and have electrodes stuck to your head. He has guests over that use all your hot water, he's late with the rent, and he evidentally leaves his girlfriend to do his cleaning up for him.
Reasonable, nice people pick up the slack and don't leave nasty notes when their roommate has been sick and has to have electrodes stuck to her head.
Aimee and Fay, I have three cast iron pans. I can drive us to Somerville in 10 to 15 minutes. What time can you be here?
Can I come too, Cindy? I have a really good poking stick and I may even still have a whip around here somewhere.
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But someone who is going to leave you a note as if you worked for him? He needs to be set straight.
Yeah, this probably bugs me the most. The entitlement of it all.
Yeah, this probably bugs me the most. The entitlement of it all.
That's my problem with it all. I mean, if he's been treating you like this pre-electrodes, pre-health-issues, he's *still* just as much a jackhole as he is today.
Unless, when he moved in, you signed an agreement wherein you would be the official maid/housecleaner/scullery maid/all-purpose monkeyboy (well, monkeygirl)/housebitch.
And I'm thinking you didn't. If he has a problem with the cleanliness of the apartment, he can clean it his DAMN self.
Also, also, also???
Anyone who hasn't paid their damn RENT YET can shut their pie hole when it comes to non-cleanliness.
Once you pay, you can have a say.
SHUT IT NOT!EMILY.
We'll cut you.