Alas, it is not cast iron, but yes, you can whack him with it. I think it would still hurt.
Damn it, now she's wiping down the counters, so I look like a lazy ass.
It's not like she blew me off. She just left with another guy, that's all.
Riley ,'Conversations with Dead People'
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vw bug - Apr 01, 2006 7:55:30 am PST #6705 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
Nicole - Apr 01, 2006 8:00:18 am PST #6706 of 10001
I'm getting the pig!
Um. I don't like Not!Emily. At all.
I think he's a jerk and I hope all of the hot water was gone when he took his shower.
What a putz.
askye - Apr 01, 2006 8:01:44 am PST #6707 of 10001
Thrive to spite them
You do not look lazy! You look like a woman with electrodes stuck to your head!
Not!Emily is inconsiderate and lazy. He obviously doesn't care that you've been sick and have electrodes stuck to your head. He has guests over that use all your hot water, he's late with the rent, and he evidentally leaves his girlfriend to do his cleaning up for him.
Reasonable, nice people pick up the slack and don't leave nasty notes when their roommate has been sick and has to have electrodes stuck to her head.
Topic!Cindy - Apr 01, 2006 8:02:16 am PST #6708 of 10001
What is even happening?
Aimee and Fay, I have three cast iron pans. I can drive us to Somerville in 10 to 15 minutes. What time can you be here?
Nicole - Apr 01, 2006 8:09:33 am PST #6709 of 10001
I'm getting the pig!
Can I come too, Cindy? I have a really good poking stick and I may even still have a whip around here somewhere.
Aims - Apr 01, 2006 8:09:40 am PST #6710 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
5 seconds
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Nora Deirdre - Apr 01, 2006 8:11:25 am PST #6711 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
But someone who is going to leave you a note as if you worked for him? He needs to be set straight.
Yeah, this probably bugs me the most. The entitlement of it all.
Steph L. - Apr 01, 2006 8:16:35 am PST #6712 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Yeah, this probably bugs me the most. The entitlement of it all.
That's my problem with it all. I mean, if he's been treating you like this pre-electrodes, pre-health-issues, he's *still* just as much a jackhole as he is today.
Unless, when he moved in, you signed an agreement wherein you would be the official maid/housecleaner/scullery maid/all-purpose monkeyboy (well, monkeygirl)/housebitch.
And I'm thinking you didn't. If he has a problem with the cleanliness of the apartment, he can clean it his DAMN self.
Aims - Apr 01, 2006 8:19:41 am PST #6713 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Also, also, also???
Anyone who hasn't paid their damn RENT YET can shut their pie hole when it comes to non-cleanliness.
Once you pay, you can have a say.
SHUT IT NOT!EMILY.
We'll cut you.
beth b - Apr 01, 2006 8:26:07 am PST #6714 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
I never cleaned at Matt's apartment - no I take that back - I need to soak in a bath once , so I cleaned the tub before I got in it.
DH and I came to an agreement a long time ago. 1) he is not allowed to apologizes for the state of our house , except when someone just drops by ( because it will be a mess then) 2) he is not allowed to complain about the state of anything, including the kitchen unless he just cleaned it , and now it is a mess. and the same rule applies to me. We also talked about the concept of it you don't do , I have to. and visa versa. I don't want to live with roommates again.