It's not like she blew me off. She just left with another guy, that's all.

Riley ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Spike's Bitches 29: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


billytea - Mar 27, 2006 5:17:22 pm PST #5696 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Does 3 still count as toddler. Today Leif ate a tube of toothpaste (it's the safe to swallow kind for toddlers not the scary stuff) and dumped five gallons of water on the kitchen floor.

Aww. SOOOO CUUUUTE!! Start serving his veggies in a toothpaste tube!


Cass - Mar 27, 2006 5:21:40 pm PST #5697 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

::points to DebetEsse and nods A LOT::

What. She. Said.

Still I got a darling Winnie The Pooh card. I should get points for that.


Gudanov - Mar 27, 2006 5:23:02 pm PST #5698 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

Start serving his veggies in a toothpaste tube!

Leif is actually a pretty healthy eater. He loves corn, grapes, banannas, apples, and green beans.


billytea - Mar 27, 2006 5:24:25 pm PST #5699 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Leif is actually a pretty healthy eater. He loves corn, grapes, banannas, apples, and green beans.

It's good to hear, he clearly needs a diet high in nutrition and sustained energy.


Trudy Booth - Mar 27, 2006 5:24:34 pm PST #5700 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

It's all relative...

Its YOUR relatives, dear


sumi - Mar 27, 2006 5:27:38 pm PST #5701 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

I need somebody to "remind" me that I need to do my back exercises. I've been neglecting them and the result: ouchy back.

A friend of mine had nephews visiting and they demanded grapples. Grapples are a freaky combination of apple and grape. She didn't find any 'til after the nephews were gone. She says that they smell and taste weirdly like very sweet grape juice.


sj - Mar 27, 2006 5:27:49 pm PST #5702 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Cass, I would probably just chicken out and just sign the card without saying anything else in it.


Cass - Mar 27, 2006 5:31:12 pm PST #5703 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Its YOUR relatives, dear
I really should start drinking more. I already moved a bazillion miles away...


Trudy Booth - Mar 27, 2006 5:36:00 pm PST #5704 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I don't know if its possible to drink enough for that to work.


DebetEsse - Mar 27, 2006 5:44:03 pm PST #5705 of 10001
Woe to the fucking wicked.

Literal unconsciousness. Or, if you prefer, Absolut Denial.