This girl at school? She told me that gelatin is made from ground-up cow's feet and that every time you eat Jell-O there's some cow out there limping around without any feet. But I told her that I'm sure the cow is dead before they cut its feet off, right?

Dawn ,'Never Leave Me'


Spike's Bitches 29: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Trudy Booth - Mar 27, 2006 5:36:00 pm PST #5704 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I don't know if its possible to drink enough for that to work.


DebetEsse - Mar 27, 2006 5:44:03 pm PST #5705 of 10001
Woe to the fucking wicked.

Literal unconsciousness. Or, if you prefer, Absolut Denial.


billytea - Mar 27, 2006 5:44:47 pm PST #5706 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I don't know if its possible to drink enough for that to work.

A friend of mine now living in Chicago is in town and staying with me this weekend. We've had two conversations comparing the crazy in our respective families and in-laws (ex- in my case). As I pointed out to him, while my family is large with the crazy, there's a big difference between crazy siblings and crazy parents.


Cass - Mar 27, 2006 5:47:23 pm PST #5707 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

I don't know if its possible to drink enough for that to work.
Certainly not without a liver transplant.

Eta:

Literal unconsciousness. Or, if you prefer, Absolut Denial.
State liquor stores here. I don't even know where to find the vodka yet...


Trudy Booth - Mar 27, 2006 5:49:21 pm PST #5708 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Maybe we can just get you an extra liver to carry around in a tote bag?


Cass - Mar 27, 2006 6:11:47 pm PST #5709 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Can I just put it in my purse and carry it around?

I should go make a salad.


Spidra Webster - Mar 27, 2006 6:19:35 pm PST #5710 of 10001
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

I read, but skimmily. I spent the last couple days doing a test for a part-time temp job at Google. It was hard and time-consuming. But at least it kept my mind off other things. After I finished it, I resumed looking at Craig's List, corporate websites, city websites, and even combing the Berkeley Chamber of Commerce site trying to find job leads. Can't find much I'm qualifed for that I want to do...at least at those wages. I have a little money to wait a little while to see what pans out. But I can't wait that long. And so depression set in later today.

I'm sending interview~ma sparky's way, katie b's way if she still needs it. I'm glad vw is back from the "spa", glad Hec has enough squirreled away to work on his book for a little while (and stoke his impending stardom). Congrats to the carrot-havers and apartment-nabbers.


Pix - Mar 27, 2006 6:28:20 pm PST #5711 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.

Paging Hec, paging Hec...

Where's that site that has the whole gallery of short haircuts you always link to? I'm getting a trim on Wednesday and am looking to go a little less modern and a little more classic (but still somewhat funky). I thought that site would be a good place to browse through.


Trudy Booth - Mar 27, 2006 6:29:56 pm PST #5712 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

How big is your purse, Cass? Livers are one of the larger internal organs t /Cliff Clavin


Connie Neil - Mar 27, 2006 6:41:18 pm PST #5713 of 10001
brillig

billytea, I've just noticed your tagline

My War of the Worlds CD has arrived. Testify! Can I get an ULLA?

"they were do-o-omed." God bless the voice of Richard Burton.