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Spike: Heard what happened up top, offing your dad and all. Don't know if you know this, but, uh…I killed my mum. Actually, I'd already killed her, and then she tried to shag me, so I had to-- Wesley: Thank you. I'm…very comforted.

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sumi - Mar 27, 2006 5:27:38 pm PST #5701 of 10001

Art Crawl!!!

I need somebody to "remind" me that I need to do my back exercises. I've been neglecting them and the result: ouchy back.

A friend of mine had nephews visiting and they demanded grapples. Grapples are a freaky combination of apple and grape. She didn't find any 'til after the nephews were gone. She says that they smell and taste weirdly like very sweet grape juice.

sj - Mar 27, 2006 5:27:49 pm PST #5702 of 10001

"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Cass, I would probably just chicken out and just sign the card without saying anything else in it.

Cass - Mar 27, 2006 5:31:12 pm PST #5703 of 10001

Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Its YOUR relatives, dear

I really should start drinking more. I already moved a bazillion miles away...

Trudy Booth - Mar 27, 2006 5:36:00 pm PST #5704 of 10001

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I don't know if its possible to drink enough for that to work.

DebetEsse - Mar 27, 2006 5:44:03 pm PST #5705 of 10001

Woe to the fucking wicked.

Literal unconsciousness. Or, if you prefer, Absolut Denial.

billytea - Mar 27, 2006 5:44:47 pm PST #5706 of 10001

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I don't know if its possible to drink enough for that to work.

A friend of mine now living in Chicago is in town and staying with me this weekend. We've had two conversations comparing the crazy in our respective families and in-laws (ex- in my case). As I pointed out to him, while my family is large with the crazy, there's a big difference between crazy siblings and crazy parents.

Cass - Mar 27, 2006 5:47:23 pm PST #5707 of 10001

Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

I don't know if its possible to drink enough for that to work.

Certainly not without a liver transplant.

Eta:

Literal unconsciousness. Or, if you prefer, Absolut Denial.

State liquor stores here. I don't even know where to find the vodka yet...

Trudy Booth - Mar 27, 2006 5:49:21 pm PST #5708 of 10001

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Maybe we can just get you an extra liver to carry around in a tote bag?

Cass - Mar 27, 2006 6:11:47 pm PST #5709 of 10001

Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Can I just put it in my purse and carry it around?

I should go make a salad.

Spidra Webster - Mar 27, 2006 6:19:35 pm PST #5710 of 10001

I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

I read, but skimmily. I spent the last couple days doing a test for a part-time temp job at Google. It was hard and time-consuming. But at least it kept my mind off other things. After I finished it, I resumed looking at Craig's List, corporate websites, city websites, and even combing the Berkeley Chamber of Commerce site trying to find job leads. Can't find much I'm qualifed for that I want to do...at least at those wages. I have a little money to wait a little while to see what pans out. But I can't wait that long. And so depression set in later today.

I'm sending interview~ma sparky's way, katie b's way if she still needs it. I'm glad vw is back from the "spa", glad Hec has enough squirreled away to work on his book for a little while (and stoke his impending stardom). Congrats to the carrot-havers and apartment-nabbers.

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