ooh ooh carrot to carrot ya baby
Hell, I don't know. If I had wanted schooling, I'da gone to school.
Jayne ,'Ariel'
Spike's Bitches 29: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
lisah - Mar 22, 2006 8:20:32 am PST #4812 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
Aims - Mar 22, 2006 8:22:25 am PST #4813 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY PETE!! A bit of poetry for you on this, your natal day.
Pete is a Brit.
He has the dry wit.
He hangs with The Bitches
And takes all our shit.
Frankenbuddha - Mar 22, 2006 8:22:45 am PST #4814 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
So the nickname shall be "Teppy's Carrot Weasel" then?
beekaytee - Mar 22, 2006 8:23:21 am PST #4815 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant
This is afun scaryinteresting phase.
Seriously. Both.
I'm not confused, or anything...just pendulum swingy.
AngelBeej:"Oh hey, I'm feeling totally secure and ready for the future. Trala."
DevilBeej:"Are you crazy? There is a noisy, messy male in my SPACE. The Hell? And he's bound to be just like all the rest. And did I mention the not putting the lid down thing? Un.bee.leave.able. And, what about the not thinking the same way I do about money...and phone calling...and...and did I mention the lid?"
AngelBeej:"But there are those beautiful eyes...and that gaze...and those strong arms...and that responding to nearly every request I make almost instantly. And the wanting to be the best he can be for me. And loving my body...especially when I don't. And..."
Hey, married/committed folk (and, no, I don't mean the nuthatch types), does that dialogue ever end? It's been so long since I was married, I can't recall.
Steph L. - Mar 22, 2006 8:24:45 am PST #4816 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
(To the tune of "Happy Birthday")....
Happy Birthday to Pete;
He's really quite neat;
He draws pretty pictures;
And we all think he's sweet!
Aims - Mar 22, 2006 8:25:11 am PST #4817 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Nevermind - I misread Beej's post.
Nope, never ends.
(I have no reading comprehension today.)
Steph L. - Mar 22, 2006 8:25:42 am PST #4818 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
So the nickname shall be "Teppy's Carrot Weasel" then?
A world of NO.
beekaytee - Mar 22, 2006 8:27:55 am PST #4819 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant
ooh ooh carrot to carrot ya baby
I carrot this the most.
In Jon Favreau's little teeny romcom Love & Sex, Famke Jannsen has a speech about how, over time, saying I Love You becomes as comfortable as having a cheese sandwich.
"I cheese-sandwich you."
Betsy HP - Mar 22, 2006 8:28:00 am PST #4820 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
Hey, married/committed folk (and, no, I don't mean the nuthatch types), does that dialogue ever end?
That would be a big ol' NO.
"You're always sorry/You're always grateful/You're always wondering/What might have been/Then she walks in." - Lord Sondheim, "Sorry/Grateful"
Spidra Webster - Mar 22, 2006 8:28:39 am PST #4821 of 10001
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.
Happy Birthday, Pete!