We're not gonna die. We can't die, Bendis. You know why? Because we are so very pretty. We are just too pretty for God to let us die.

Mal ,'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 29: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Aims - Mar 22, 2006 8:22:25 am PST #4813 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PETE!! A bit of poetry for you on this, your natal day.

Pete is a Brit.
He has the dry wit.
He hangs with The Bitches
And takes all our shit.


Frankenbuddha - Mar 22, 2006 8:22:45 am PST #4814 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

So the nickname shall be "Teppy's Carrot Weasel" then?


beekaytee - Mar 22, 2006 8:23:21 am PST #4815 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

This is a fun scary interesting phase.

Seriously. Both.

I'm not confused, or anything...just pendulum swingy.

AngelBeej:"Oh hey, I'm feeling totally secure and ready for the future. Trala."

DevilBeej:"Are you crazy? There is a noisy, messy male in my SPACE. The Hell? And he's bound to be just like all the rest. And did I mention the not putting the lid down thing? Un.bee.leave.able. And, what about the not thinking the same way I do about money...and phone calling...and...and did I mention the lid?"

AngelBeej:"But there are those beautiful eyes...and that gaze...and those strong arms...and that responding to nearly every request I make almost instantly. And the wanting to be the best he can be for me. And loving my body...especially when I don't. And..."

Hey, married/committed folk (and, no, I don't mean the nuthatch types), does that dialogue ever end? It's been so long since I was married, I can't recall.


Steph L. - Mar 22, 2006 8:24:45 am PST #4816 of 10001
That which does not kill you should RUN

(To the tune of "Happy Birthday")....

Happy Birthday to Pete;
He's really quite neat;
He draws pretty pictures;
And we all think he's sweet!


Aims - Mar 22, 2006 8:25:11 am PST #4817 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Nevermind - I misread Beej's post.

Nope, never ends.

(I have no reading comprehension today.)


Steph L. - Mar 22, 2006 8:25:42 am PST #4818 of 10001
That which does not kill you should RUN

So the nickname shall be "Teppy's Carrot Weasel" then?

A world of NO.


beekaytee - Mar 22, 2006 8:27:55 am PST #4819 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

ooh ooh carrot to carrot ya baby

I carrot this the most.

In Jon Favreau's little teeny romcom Love & Sex, Famke Jannsen has a speech about how, over time, saying I Love You becomes as comfortable as having a cheese sandwich.

"I cheese-sandwich you."


Betsy HP - Mar 22, 2006 8:28:00 am PST #4820 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Hey, married/committed folk (and, no, I don't mean the nuthatch types), does that dialogue ever end?

That would be a big ol' NO.

"You're always sorry/You're always grateful/You're always wondering/What might have been/Then she walks in." - Lord Sondheim, "Sorry/Grateful"


Spidra Webster - Mar 22, 2006 8:28:39 am PST #4821 of 10001
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

Happy Birthday, Pete!


Jessica - Mar 22, 2006 8:29:07 am PST #4822 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

"You're always sorry/You're always grateful/You're always wondering/What might have been/Then she walks in." - Lord Sondheim

A brilliant man, that one.