Funny thing about black and white. You mix it together and you get gray. And it doesn't matter how much white you try and put back in, you're never gonna get anything but gray.

Lilah ,'Destiny'


Spike's Bitches 29: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

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Steph L. - Mar 22, 2006 8:24:45 am PST #4816 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

(To the tune of "Happy Birthday")....

Happy Birthday to Pete;
He's really quite neat;
He draws pretty pictures;
And we all think he's sweet!


Aims - Mar 22, 2006 8:25:11 am PST #4817 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Nevermind - I misread Beej's post.

Nope, never ends.

(I have no reading comprehension today.)


Steph L. - Mar 22, 2006 8:25:42 am PST #4818 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

So the nickname shall be "Teppy's Carrot Weasel" then?

A world of NO.


beekaytee - Mar 22, 2006 8:27:55 am PST #4819 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

ooh ooh carrot to carrot ya baby

I carrot this the most.

In Jon Favreau's little teeny romcom Love & Sex, Famke Jannsen has a speech about how, over time, saying I Love You becomes as comfortable as having a cheese sandwich.

"I cheese-sandwich you."


Betsy HP - Mar 22, 2006 8:28:00 am PST #4820 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Hey, married/committed folk (and, no, I don't mean the nuthatch types), does that dialogue ever end?

That would be a big ol' NO.

"You're always sorry/You're always grateful/You're always wondering/What might have been/Then she walks in." - Lord Sondheim, "Sorry/Grateful"


Spidra Webster - Mar 22, 2006 8:28:39 am PST #4821 of 10001
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

Happy Birthday, Pete!


Jessica - Mar 22, 2006 8:29:07 am PST #4822 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

"You're always sorry/You're always grateful/You're always wondering/What might have been/Then she walks in." - Lord Sondheim

A brilliant man, that one.


Topic!Cindy - Mar 22, 2006 8:30:58 am PST #4823 of 10001
What is even happening?

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Thou art more carroty and more temperate... --Shakespeare

Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in carrots. --Einstein

One word frees us of all the weight and pain in life. That word is carrots. --Sophocles

CARROTS: The irresistable desire to be irresistibly desired. --Twain

At the touch of carrots, everyone becomes a poet. --Virgil


beekaytee - Mar 22, 2006 8:32:26 am PST #4824 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

"You're always sorry/You're always grateful/You're always wondering/What might have been/Then she walks in." - Lord Sondheim, "Sorry/Grateful"

That says it all Betsy. So then. I'm resigned to being schizo-frenetic for quite some time.

Aw, Aimee...I bet Joe knows "pfft" means "Thanks Sweetie...you too." (And while I have only photographic evidence, he's spot on.)

And happy natal day Pete. I love your designs.


Topic!Cindy - Mar 22, 2006 8:33:05 am PST #4825 of 10001
What is even happening?

Happy Birthday, Pete!!!

Hey, married/committed folk (and, no, I don't mean the nuthatch types), does that dialogue ever end? It's been so long since I was married, I can't recall.
No.