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Spike's Bitches 29: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Aims - Mar 22, 2006 8:25:11 am PST #4817 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Nevermind - I misread Beej's post.

Nope, never ends.

(I have no reading comprehension today.)


Steph L. - Mar 22, 2006 8:25:42 am PST #4818 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

So the nickname shall be "Teppy's Carrot Weasel" then?

A world of NO.


beekaytee - Mar 22, 2006 8:27:55 am PST #4819 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

ooh ooh carrot to carrot ya baby

I carrot this the most.

In Jon Favreau's little teeny romcom Love & Sex, Famke Jannsen has a speech about how, over time, saying I Love You becomes as comfortable as having a cheese sandwich.

"I cheese-sandwich you."


Betsy HP - Mar 22, 2006 8:28:00 am PST #4820 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Hey, married/committed folk (and, no, I don't mean the nuthatch types), does that dialogue ever end?

That would be a big ol' NO.

"You're always sorry/You're always grateful/You're always wondering/What might have been/Then she walks in." - Lord Sondheim, "Sorry/Grateful"


Spidra Webster - Mar 22, 2006 8:28:39 am PST #4821 of 10001
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

Happy Birthday, Pete!


Jessica - Mar 22, 2006 8:29:07 am PST #4822 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

"You're always sorry/You're always grateful/You're always wondering/What might have been/Then she walks in." - Lord Sondheim

A brilliant man, that one.


Topic!Cindy - Mar 22, 2006 8:30:58 am PST #4823 of 10001
What is even happening?

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Thou art more carroty and more temperate... --Shakespeare

Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in carrots. --Einstein

One word frees us of all the weight and pain in life. That word is carrots. --Sophocles

CARROTS: The irresistable desire to be irresistibly desired. --Twain

At the touch of carrots, everyone becomes a poet. --Virgil


beekaytee - Mar 22, 2006 8:32:26 am PST #4824 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

"You're always sorry/You're always grateful/You're always wondering/What might have been/Then she walks in." - Lord Sondheim, "Sorry/Grateful"

That says it all Betsy. So then. I'm resigned to being schizo-frenetic for quite some time.

Aw, Aimee...I bet Joe knows "pfft" means "Thanks Sweetie...you too." (And while I have only photographic evidence, he's spot on.)

And happy natal day Pete. I love your designs.


Topic!Cindy - Mar 22, 2006 8:33:05 am PST #4825 of 10001
What is even happening?

Happy Birthday, Pete!!!

Hey, married/committed folk (and, no, I don't mean the nuthatch types), does that dialogue ever end? It's been so long since I was married, I can't recall.
No.


Aims - Mar 22, 2006 8:33:40 am PST #4826 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Aw, Aimee...I bet Joe knows "pfft" means "Thanks Sweetie...you too." (And while I have only photographic evidence, he's spot on.)

Awww...

blush