You never know if a girl's gonna say 'yes', or if she's gonna laugh in your face and pull out your still-beating heart and crush it into the ground with her heel.

Xander ,'Help'


Spike's Bitches 29: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Scrappy - Mar 20, 2006 9:19:23 am PST #4533 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Scrappy - Mar 20, 2006 9:19:34 am PST #4534 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Aims - Mar 20, 2006 9:21:15 am PST #4535 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Me, too.

Sorry about the suckiness, Hec. That is NO FUN.

In Shallow Question Land, would this dress [link] look better/good with a crinoline under it, and if so, are there any Bayistas who have one to lend?


Atropa - Mar 20, 2006 9:22:06 am PST #4536 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Love, love, love JZ. And I think I need this embriodered on a pillow or something: Compared to that terror, living on a budget? Pah, 'tis nothing. Less than nothing.


Nicole - Mar 20, 2006 9:32:42 am PST #4537 of 10001
I'm getting the pig!

I'm sorry about the assheadedness of your employers, Hec. If it's any consolation, I probably never would've left my previous soul-sucking job if I hadn't been shoved out via a lay-off. And that turned out to be a great gift since the current job is only time-sucking and not soul-sucking. I wish the same for you.

::blows kisses to JZ for being so lovely::


JZ - Mar 20, 2006 9:33:39 am PST #4538 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

The skirt doesn't look quite full enough for a crinoline, but it is a cute little black dress. And if you want to try a crinoline, yes, I've got several (one above-the-knee and smallish, one above-the-knee and superfluffy (an ex-Jilli crinoline), and one below-the-knee and semifluffy).


amych - Mar 20, 2006 9:36:05 am PST #4539 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Man... I skip, I skim, I go back and reread what I skipanskimmed because there is obvious need of great lashings of love for Gris and Hec, and by the time I get all caught up again, there's already a line to steal off with JZ!


JZ - Mar 20, 2006 9:37:55 am PST #4540 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Anybody wants to steal me, they will have to plan to move to some skeevy little corner of Utah, because I ain't leaving Hec behind.


Sean K - Mar 20, 2006 9:44:21 am PST #4541 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Anybody wants to steal me, they will have to plan to move to some skeevy little corner of Utah, because I ain't leaving Hec behind.

Well, as long as we get you and Hec out of the deal, I think I can safely speak for most here when we say "we're good with that."


amych - Mar 20, 2006 9:46:40 am PST #4542 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

How about Emmett? Do we get to step-kidnap him too? And the baseball team? And maybe... aww, hell, maybe it'd be easier to just move to SF and kidnap the lot of you in place.