Xander ,'Conversations with Dead People'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
I'm sorry about the assheadedness of your employers, Hec. If it's any consolation, I probably never would've left my previous soul-sucking job if I hadn't been shoved out via a lay-off. And that turned out to be a great gift since the current job is only time-sucking and not soul-sucking. I wish the same for you.
::blows kisses to JZ for being so lovely::
The skirt doesn't look quite full enough for a crinoline, but it is a cute little black dress. And if you want to try a crinoline, yes, I've got several (one above-the-knee and smallish, one above-the-knee and superfluffy (an ex-Jilli crinoline), and one below-the-knee and semifluffy).
Man... I skip, I skim, I go back and reread what I skipanskimmed because there is obvious need of great lashings of love for Gris and Hec, and by the time I get all caught up again, there's already a line to steal off with JZ!
Anybody wants to steal me, they will have to plan to move to some skeevy little corner of Utah, because I ain't leaving Hec behind.
Anybody wants to steal me, they will have to plan to move to some skeevy little corner of Utah, because I ain't leaving Hec behind.
Well, as long as we get you and Hec out of the deal, I think I can safely speak for most here when we say "we're good with that."
How about Emmett? Do we get to step-kidnap him too? And the baseball team? And maybe... aww, hell, maybe it'd be easier to just move to SF and kidnap the lot of you in place.
BUY THAT SKIRT. I COMMAND YOU.
Since when is a 30" waist XL?
1954.