I don't blame you...insurance+ bureaucracy= fucking snappish, to put it mildly. I think I'd be reaching into HBO vocabulary by the end. Certain things make me understand why people shoot up the joint sometimes and you have two-in-one. Sorry I can't send Paulie Walnuts to...talk things over with somebody. Not that you'd wanna know whose kneecaps he busted, but I bet you'd get an apology and maybe even a nice floral arrangement. And they'd never mess up your coverage again. Paulie is very..persuasive that way.

There is some sort of party in the conference room near where I tutor. There is a huge cake. Now I want cake.

Blearrgggh.

I'm getting nibbled to death by tiny, punitive ducks this morning. Having to re-do things because of a lack of dotting the "i" even when it's completely irrelevent. With all of the non-dotting publically displayed and reprimanded.

oh, I hate the punitive ducks.

t turns f-bomb hate ray to Hec's employers

With all of the non-dotting publically displayed and reprimanded.

That's just the icing on top of the shitcake, isn't it? It's not bad enough that you have to deal with all the insignificant duck-nibbling bullshit, you ALSO get the added fun and excitement of the public bitchslap for it!

Bah. That sucks rocks, Hec.

turns f-bomb hate ray to Hec's employers

Now Hec is going to be nibbled by tiny, punitive, flaming ducks. (No, no, the other kind of flaming).

Here's something to lighten the mood. Leif pics after he dressed himself.

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you ALSO get the added fun and excitement of the public bitchslap for it!

Yeah. And reviews are coming up in April, and I will get dinged for this niggling, inconsequential shit, and barely any notice for helping to hold the department together after ex-coworker and former good!boss left.

Everything will weighted the same. 1. Ran MCLE program for five months, including: updating database, supervising temp, organizing courses, inputting all certificates, distributing reports, and hand-holding partners through their compliance. 2. Forgot to dot the i. 3. Neglected to cross the t. Summary: 2 out of 3 are bad!

Leif pics after he dressed himself.

Leif rocks! That sweater was a bold move.

Summary: 2 out of 3 are bad!

I still have the e-mail that Big!Boss sent to the whole staff after an editorial of ours was cited in the New York Times. He wasn't congratulating us, as you might think; no, he was bitchslapping us because the editorial in question, as it appeared on our Web site, had the word "the" misspelled. Once.

I swear to you I'm not making this up. He made it sound like we were responsible for the company going under.