Spike's Bitches 29: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Summary: 2 out of 3 are bad!
I still have the e-mail that Big!Boss sent to the whole staff after an editorial of ours was cited in the New York Times. He wasn't congratulating us, as you might think; no, he was bitchslapping us because the editorial in question, as it appeared on our Web site, had the word "the" misspelled. Once.
I swear to you I'm not making this up. He made it sound like we were responsible for the company going under.
What is wrong with today?
Somebody from another department just tried to hit me up for money. Not for a birthday present or a baby shower. Reward money for some dognappers in Oakland who throttled a Yorkie. Now I am totally against Yorkie abuse, but this wasn't her dog - just something she saw in the news, and "she feels strongly about it."
I can't go around giving away dognapper reward money.
What is wrong with today?
It's a Friday that thinks it's a Monday. The identity crisis is causing it to take out its frustration on all of us.
Jessica said what I was gooing to, though my version was "it's a Friday that wants to be a Saturday but can't, so it's being a Monday out of spite."
hm, I'm drafting thank you notes for the SIX people who interviewed me yesterday and I'm on the one woman who was all, "how are your writing skills" and I am paralyzed.
I'll move on and come back to her later, I guess. Also, I'm trying to vary the notes as much as possible, and personalize them.
Damn.
Had a long post I was composing and forgot to ctrl+C when I went to look at Leif pics.
Well worth the loss though. He looks like a tiny, pimpin' ski instructor.
I can't go around giving away dognapper reward money.
'Cuz once people know you
do
give away dognapper reward money, then the catnapper reward money people will be after you....
Also, I'm trying to vary the notes as much as possible, and personalize them.
Remembers the last two sets of thank you notes I sent after interviews, which varied almost not at all except for the different names. Remembers not getting these two jobs. Hmmmmmm.
Leif is so well co-ordinated! glasses and hat - very cool.
Glad to day is a non-work day. I may have to go intomorrow - but that's not to day. maybe the evil will miss me
and in something to be interested in - the city of San jose lost to Santa Clara county in a dipute. Loses - 40 million dollars Why? lack of a comma.
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What's with the sucky days. Bad Friday! No cookie!
Although, I have a smoothie, and it is yummy.
I am also at work. That's not so yummy.
But, I don't have an exam tomorrow, and for that I'm truly grateful!