turns f-bomb hate ray to Hec's employers

Now Hec is going to be nibbled by tiny, punitive, flaming ducks. (No, no, the other kind of flaming).

Here's something to lighten the mood. Leif pics after he dressed himself.

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you ALSO get the added fun and excitement of the public bitchslap for it!

Yeah. And reviews are coming up in April, and I will get dinged for this niggling, inconsequential shit, and barely any notice for helping to hold the department together after ex-coworker and former good!boss left.

Everything will weighted the same. 1. Ran MCLE program for five months, including: updating database, supervising temp, organizing courses, inputting all certificates, distributing reports, and hand-holding partners through their compliance. 2. Forgot to dot the i. 3. Neglected to cross the t. Summary: 2 out of 3 are bad!

Leif pics after he dressed himself.

Leif rocks! That sweater was a bold move.

Summary: 2 out of 3 are bad!

I still have the e-mail that Big!Boss sent to the whole staff after an editorial of ours was cited in the New York Times. He wasn't congratulating us, as you might think; no, he was bitchslapping us because the editorial in question, as it appeared on our Web site, had the word "the" misspelled. Once.

I swear to you I'm not making this up. He made it sound like we were responsible for the company going under.

What is wrong with today?

Somebody from another department just tried to hit me up for money. Not for a birthday present or a baby shower. Reward money for some dognappers in Oakland who throttled a Yorkie. Now I am totally against Yorkie abuse, but this wasn't her dog - just something she saw in the news, and "she feels strongly about it."

I can't go around giving away dognapper reward money.

What is wrong with today?

It's a Friday that thinks it's a Monday. The identity crisis is causing it to take out its frustration on all of us.

Jessica said what I was gooing to, though my version was "it's a Friday that wants to be a Saturday but can't, so it's being a Monday out of spite."

hm, I'm drafting thank you notes for the SIX people who interviewed me yesterday and I'm on the one woman who was all, "how are your writing skills" and I am paralyzed.

I'll move on and come back to her later, I guess. Also, I'm trying to vary the notes as much as possible, and personalize them.

Damn.

Had a long post I was composing and forgot to ctrl+C when I went to look at Leif pics.

Well worth the loss though. He looks like a tiny, pimpin' ski instructor.