oh, I hate the punitive ducks.
t turns f-bomb hate ray to Hec's employers
Zoe: Don't think it's a good spot, sir. She still has the advantage over us. Mal: Everyone always does. That's what makes us special.
'Serenity'
Spike's Bitches 29: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Nora Deirdre - Mar 03, 2006 9:19:42 am PST #2259 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Steph L. - Mar 03, 2006 9:21:53 am PST #2260 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
With all of the non-dotting publically displayed and reprimanded.
That's just the icing on top of the shitcake, isn't it? It's not bad enough that you have to deal with all the insignificant duck-nibbling bullshit, you ALSO get the added fun and excitement of the public bitchslap for it!
Bah. That sucks rocks, Hec.
Gudanov - Mar 03, 2006 9:24:09 am PST #2261 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
turns f-bomb hate ray to Hec's employers
Now Hec is going to be nibbled by tiny, punitive, flaming ducks. (No, no, the other kind of flaming).
Gudanov - Mar 03, 2006 9:24:58 am PST #2262 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
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DavidS - Mar 03, 2006 9:26:08 am PST #2263 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
you ALSO get the added fun and excitement of the public bitchslap for it!
Yeah. And reviews are coming up in April, and I will get dinged for this niggling, inconsequential shit, and barely any notice for helping to hold the department together after ex-coworker and former good!boss left.
Everything will weighted the same. 1. Ran MCLE program for five months, including: updating database, supervising temp, organizing courses, inputting all certificates, distributing reports, and hand-holding partners through their compliance. 2. Forgot to dot the i. 3. Neglected to cross the t. Summary: 2 out of 3 are bad!
DavidS - Mar 03, 2006 9:26:50 am PST #2264 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Leif pics after he dressed himself.
Leif rocks! That sweater was a bold move.
Steph L. - Mar 03, 2006 9:31:04 am PST #2265 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Summary: 2 out of 3 are bad!
I still have the e-mail that Big!Boss sent to the whole staff after an editorial of ours was cited in the New York Times. He wasn't congratulating us, as you might think; no, he was bitchslapping us because the editorial in question, as it appeared on our Web site, had the word "the" misspelled. Once.
I swear to you I'm not making this up. He made it sound like we were responsible for the company going under.
DavidS - Mar 03, 2006 9:33:11 am PST #2266 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
What is wrong with today?
Somebody from another department just tried to hit me up for money. Not for a birthday present or a baby shower. Reward money for some dognappers in Oakland who throttled a Yorkie. Now I am totally against Yorkie abuse, but this wasn't her dog - just something she saw in the news, and "she feels strongly about it."
I can't go around giving away dognapper reward money.
Jessica - Mar 03, 2006 9:35:27 am PST #2267 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
What is wrong with today?
It's a Friday that thinks it's a Monday. The identity crisis is causing it to take out its frustration on all of us.
Lee - Mar 03, 2006 9:37:25 am PST #2268 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Jessica said what I was gooing to, though my version was "it's a Friday that wants to be a Saturday but can't, so it's being a Monday out of spite."