Mal: Zoe, why do I have a wife? Jayne: You got a wife? All I got is that dumbass stick sounds like its raining. How come you got a wife?

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Spike's Bitches 29: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Sean K - Feb 24, 2006 11:20:53 am PST #1024 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Apparently he STILL mentions me with longing to mutual friends--and we broke up 15 years ago.

I have a friend who does this for a girlfriend he had over TWENTY years ago. I just shut down and ignore it when he does it these days (though it's at least considerably less frequent than he used to do it). Maybe this is where missing time comes from.

Some guys, even ones I am friends with, skeeve me out royally.


Aims - Feb 24, 2006 11:25:39 am PST #1025 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I have a friend who does this for a girlfriend he had over TWENTY years ago. I just shut down and ignore it when he does it these days (though it's at least considerably less frequent than he used to do it). Maybe this is where missing time comes from.

Do I know this person?

t feeling gossipy


Toddson - Feb 24, 2006 11:26:51 am PST #1026 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Timelies!

In the long-term longing thing, my sister may hold the record, although she's the one who dumped him. Guy she went to high school with, and dated for a while, will still get in touch to tell her she's the only woman he's ever loved. He's been married twice, divorced both because they weren't my sister.

They graduated from high school in 1974.


brenda m - Feb 24, 2006 11:40:29 am PST #1027 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Dear Makers of Pet Care Products:

Please to not be naming dog grooming tools "The Love Glove." Ta ever so, and I'll be billing you for the brain bleach.

Me.


Burrell - Feb 24, 2006 11:41:51 am PST #1028 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Skipped like a bunny, but just saw the pictures from Tahoe. Egad, Emmet is such a... boy now. He's all grown up!

Cash, on the stomach bug front: it can take an infant/toddler a lot longer to back to normal after the stomach flu. I bet the barfing this morning was because of the milk. Just give him water & pedialyte at first, then if that sits fine, you might want to consider soy milk or rice milk for a few days. With Franny, we sometimes had to keep her on soy milk for a couple of weeks after a bout of the flu.


Ginger - Feb 24, 2006 11:42:14 am PST #1029 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I got the "I made a terrible mistake and I still love you" from my ex too, after he left me. I told him that that ship had not only sailed, but was also at the bottom of the ocean.

Poor Owen and poor Owen's parents. May all of the barfing people feel better.


Toddson - Feb 24, 2006 11:43:46 am PST #1030 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

The monkey approves.


sj - Feb 24, 2006 11:53:37 am PST #1031 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Teacup Guy and I had the most wonderful belated Valentine's dinner last night, and were even able to sleep in today. It was very nice.

{{{Owen}}} I hope the little guy feels better soon.

{{{Teppy}}} Cipro is the worst of the antibotics as far as stomach upset. I hope you're feeling better soon.

juliana, there are no words. Sorry.


Cass - Feb 24, 2006 11:57:50 am PST #1032 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

The source of evil was defeated.

There are still evil saplings to be slain though. After I launder the towels.


Trudy Booth - Feb 24, 2006 12:09:20 pm PST #1033 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Dear Makers of Pet Care Products:

Please to not be naming dog grooming tools "The Love Glove." Ta ever so, and I'll be billing you for the brain bleach.

Me.

Dear Kitchen Gadget Hawking Infomerical:

Please re-name The Magic Bullet. *I* know its a wee blender. NOW I know its a wee blender. The fact that I had to spend several days listenting to my Mom tell several people "I got E______ a Magic Bullet for her 16th Birthday!" "Oh, E______ just LOVES the Magic Bullet I got her for her Sweet Sixteen" "E______ said she would share her Magic Bullet with the rest of the family -- isn't that sweet?" and the like without snorting. to. death. truly gives me the right to make this request.

Emotionally Scarred Me