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Trudy Booth - Feb 24, 2006 12:09:20 pm PST #1033 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Dear Makers of Pet Care Products:

Please to not be naming dog grooming tools "The Love Glove." Ta ever so, and I'll be billing you for the brain bleach.

Me.

Dear Kitchen Gadget Hawking Infomerical:

Please re-name The Magic Bullet. *I* know its a wee blender. NOW I know its a wee blender. The fact that I had to spend several days listenting to my Mom tell several people "I got E______ a Magic Bullet for her 16th Birthday!" "Oh, E______ just LOVES the Magic Bullet I got her for her Sweet Sixteen" "E______ said she would share her Magic Bullet with the rest of the family -- isn't that sweet?" and the like without snorting. to. death. truly gives me the right to make this request.

Emotionally Scarred Me

Polter-Cow - Feb 24, 2006 12:12:00 pm PST #1034 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Thanks, guys! I'm still waiting to hear all the details about the offer, which is why I haven't posted in Beep Me just yet.

sj, it's good to see Teacup Guy's still in the picture.

I had a celebratory chocolate almond milkshake.

Also, just as I predicted, the fact that I have a job has kicked off the search for my wife.

sumi - Feb 24, 2006 12:14:24 pm PST #1035 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

Oh dear.

Out of the frying pan and into the fire, eh, P-C?

Steph L. - Feb 24, 2006 12:15:36 pm PST #1036 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Well, congrats on the job, at least, P-C!

SA, you still coming up at 10 p.m. tonight? I may actually be gone from work by then. (Grumble.)

tommyrot - Feb 24, 2006 12:16:05 pm PST #1037 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Out of the frying pan and into the fire, eh, P-C?

Buffistas should also look for a wife for P-C - we could race against his mother.

sj - Feb 24, 2006 12:16:18 pm PST #1038 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Yay for the job P-C! Boo for your parents trying to find you a wife. Good luck with that.

Strix - Feb 24, 2006 12:16:39 pm PST #1039 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

hey, all.

I am actually feeling much better today. My nose is no longer running like the NYC Marathon.

Mexican Wedding cookies! My favorite kind of cookie! Damn, now I want some...

They have a BLENDER called the Magic Bullet? Oh, god. I have one of those, but it makes my milkshake bring all the boys to the yard, iffn you get my drift...

sumi - Feb 24, 2006 12:19:41 pm PST #1040 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

Hey, I bet there are plenty of Bayistas willing to help him out.

Trudy Booth - Feb 24, 2006 12:20:00 pm PST #1041 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Also, just as I predicted, the fact that I have a job has kicked off the search for my wife.

Now that you're moving to SF the "Come out as Gay and in a year or two they'll fall at the feet of any woman who 'saves' you" plan has that much more teeth. I'm just sayin.

"Mom, Dad, now that I'm all settled into a career and you don't have to worry your heads about that there is something about me you really need to know..."

Volans - Feb 24, 2006 12:21:32 pm PST #1042 of 10001
move out and draw fire

They have a BLENDER called the Magic Bullet?

Yeah. It's one of those handheld immersion blenders.

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I think there should be a reality show where Team Buffista competes with Team Family to find the best wife for P-C.

And, dude, congrats on the job and the upcoming move!

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