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Oh, look at the pretties!

Kaylee ,'Shindig'

Spike's Bitches 29: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.

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Ginger - Feb 24, 2006 11:42:14 am PST #1029 of 10001

"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I got the "I made a terrible mistake and I still love you" from my ex too, after he left me. I told him that that ship had not only sailed, but was also at the bottom of the ocean.

Poor Owen and poor Owen's parents. May all of the barfing people feel better.

Toddson - Feb 24, 2006 11:43:46 am PST #1030 of 10001

Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

The monkey approves.

sj - Feb 24, 2006 11:53:37 am PST #1031 of 10001

"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Teacup Guy and I had the most wonderful belated Valentine's dinner last night, and were even able to sleep in today. It was very nice.

{{{Owen}}} I hope the little guy feels better soon.

{{{Teppy}}} Cipro is the worst of the antibotics as far as stomach upset. I hope you're feeling better soon.

juliana, there are no words. Sorry.

Cass - Feb 24, 2006 11:57:50 am PST #1032 of 10001

Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

The source of evil was defeated.

There are still evil saplings to be slain though. After I launder the towels.

Trudy Booth - Feb 24, 2006 12:09:20 pm PST #1033 of 10001

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Dear Makers of Pet Care Products:

Please to not be naming dog grooming tools "The Love Glove." Ta ever so, and I'll be billing you for the brain bleach.

Me.

Dear Kitchen Gadget Hawking Infomerical:

Please re-name The Magic Bullet. *I* know its a wee blender. NOW I know its a wee blender. The fact that I had to spend several days listenting to my Mom tell several people "I got E______ a Magic Bullet for her 16th Birthday!" "Oh, E______ just LOVES the Magic Bullet I got her for her Sweet Sixteen" "E______ said she would share her Magic Bullet with the rest of the family -- isn't that sweet?" and the like without snorting. to. death. truly gives me the right to make this request.

Emotionally Scarred Me

Polter-Cow - Feb 24, 2006 12:12:00 pm PST #1034 of 10001

What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Thanks, guys! I'm still waiting to hear all the details about the offer, which is why I haven't posted in Beep Me just yet.

sj, it's good to see Teacup Guy's still in the picture.

I had a celebratory chocolate almond milkshake.

Also, just as I predicted, the fact that I have a job has kicked off the search for my wife.

sumi - Feb 24, 2006 12:14:24 pm PST #1035 of 10001

Art Crawl!!!

Oh dear.

Out of the frying pan and into the fire, eh, P-C?

Steph L. - Feb 24, 2006 12:15:36 pm PST #1036 of 10001

Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Well, congrats on the job, at least, P-C!

SA, you still coming up at 10 p.m. tonight? I may actually be gone from work by then. (Grumble.)

tommyrot - Feb 24, 2006 12:16:05 pm PST #1037 of 10001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Out of the frying pan and into the fire, eh, P-C?

Buffistas should also look for a wife for P-C - we could race against his mother.

sj - Feb 24, 2006 12:16:18 pm PST #1038 of 10001

"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Yay for the job P-C! Boo for your parents trying to find you a wife. Good luck with that.

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