I'm afraid sex toys made of unusual materials might be a special feature of Stargate.
And yet, have I ever seen Stargate fic where the zat is used for its obviously intended purpose as a sex toy? No.
Funny thing about black and white. You mix it together and you get gray. And it doesn't matter how much white you try and put back in, you're never gonna get anything but gray.
Lilah ,'Destiny'
Fan Fiction: Writers, Readers, and Enablers
This thread is for fanfic recs, links, and discussion, but not for actual posting of fanfic.
Katie M - Mar 21, 2005 1:43:22 pm PST #9713 of 10000
I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies
Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 21, 2005 2:17:13 pm PST #9714 of 10000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
She has vacuity?
I think the author may be over-identifying with her protagonist there...
Vonnie K - Mar 21, 2005 2:24:41 pm PST #9715 of 10000
Kiss me, my girl, before I'm sick.
And yet, have I ever seen Stargate fic where the zat is used for its obviously intended purpose as a sex toy? No.
Well, it's an weapon that shoots electrical energy discharges. What if it goes off accidentally? Yowch.
Katie M - Mar 21, 2005 2:25:29 pm PST #9716 of 10000
I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies
Well, it's an weapon that shoots electrical energy discharges. What if it goes off accidentally? Yowch.
Hey, for some people danger is a turn-on...
Betsy HP - Mar 21, 2005 2:29:35 pm PST #9717 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
The Violet Wand. (link is not dirty except conceptually; your work may not want you to visit [link]
amych - Mar 21, 2005 2:31:01 pm PST #9718 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
The Violet Wand.
I will never look at my Dremel the same way again.
Vonnie K - Mar 21, 2005 2:31:19 pm PST #9719 of 10000
Kiss me, my girl, before I'm sick.
Hey, for some people danger is a turn-on...
HA! I am apparently too vanilla for zat-sex, because... oy. t crosses legs
Also, it could accidentally go off twice, then you've got an automatic entry into that year's intergalactic Darwin Award. Not worth the risk.
Katie M - Mar 21, 2005 2:38:59 pm PST #9720 of 10000
I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies
Please do understand that I'm not volunteering. I'm just surprised I've never seen it. I mean, talk about phallic.
Consuela - Mar 21, 2005 3:23:46 pm PST #9721 of 10000
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
If the day ever comes that I find interspecies slash cool, please, murder me.
Um, John/D'Argo? Shrift wrote some kickass J/D once upon a time.
Please do understand that I'm not volunteering. I'm just surprised I've never seen it. I mean, talk about phallic.
You're not allowed to bring it up and then not write it! Or at least write a conversation about it...
Connie Neil - Mar 21, 2005 3:28:55 pm PST #9722 of 10000
brillig
You're not allowed to bring it up and then not write it!
Beware, Consuela! This is how the Henry Kissenger slash was born!