But is there a clay dildo in this story, is what I want to know.
I'm afraid sex toys made of unusual materials might be a special feature of Stargate. And possibly Sentinel.
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But is there a clay dildo in this story, is what I want to know.
I'm afraid sex toys made of unusual materials might be a special feature of Stargate. And possibly Sentinel.
Gonna have to look at that(show?, movie?) although the first time N. talks to M. I know I'm gonna crack up. You know she thinks that stuff sounds sexy, too. And it might if she wasn't tone deaf.
But is there a clay dildo in this story
Heh. You need to see my office. We collect stones that look like cocks. Yes, we keep them in Cock Rock Corner. Yes, archaeologists have the maturity of twelve year-old boys.
I think I like the chattels best.
The streams crossed, and I just went to a BAD Clayface place.
"Don't cross the streams."
"Why?"
"It would be bad."
"I'm fuzzy on the whole good-bad thing. Whattya mean 'bad'?"
"Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light."
"Total protonic reversal..."
"Right, that's bad. Okay. Important safety tip. Thanks, Egon."
But is there a clay dildo in this story, is what I want to know.
Great. The streams crossed, and I just went to a BAD Clayface place.
Plei! You are EVIL.
Heh. I've found decent Drew Carey Show slash.
I feel like I've almost hit the slashaholic bottom. I'm reading Oswald/Wick.... yet I scoff at Riley/Adam shippers. I believe in Snape/Hagrid but flinch at anything involving You-Know-Who.
If the day ever comes that I find interspecies slash cool, please, murder me.
Plei! You are EVIL.
It's not me! It's my brain!
Thanks for the Nikita crackfic updates, Dana.
There was an old TV show about a vampire, or white lighter, or some such thing
Do whitelighters exist outside Charmed?
Sure, I picked one up at the gas station just the other day. Doesn't seem like they'd make for a very interesting show, but what do I know?
If the day ever comes that I find interspecies slash cool, please, murder me.
Dude. Garak/Bashir, IJS. Or Kirk/Spock. It's like, the granddaddy of all media fandom slash.
I have read some incredibly sweet Fred Kwan/Laliari (GQ) although that's het. Well, het *and* human/squid-alien.