And yet, have I ever seen Stargate fic where the zat is used for its obviously intended purpose as a sex toy? No.
Well, it's an weapon that shoots electrical energy discharges. What if it goes off accidentally? Yowch.
'Potential'
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And yet, have I ever seen Stargate fic where the zat is used for its obviously intended purpose as a sex toy? No.
Well, it's an weapon that shoots electrical energy discharges. What if it goes off accidentally? Yowch.
Well, it's an weapon that shoots electrical energy discharges. What if it goes off accidentally? Yowch.
Hey, for some people danger is a turn-on...
The Violet Wand. (link is not dirty except conceptually; your work may not want you to visit [link]
The Violet Wand.
I will never look at my Dremel the same way again.
Hey, for some people danger is a turn-on...
HA! I am apparently too vanilla for zat-sex, because... oy. t crosses legs
Also, it could accidentally go off twice, then you've got an automatic entry into that year's intergalactic Darwin Award. Not worth the risk.
Please do understand that I'm not volunteering. I'm just surprised I've never seen it. I mean, talk about phallic.
If the day ever comes that I find interspecies slash cool, please, murder me.
Um, John/D'Argo? Shrift wrote some kickass J/D once upon a time.
Please do understand that I'm not volunteering. I'm just surprised I've never seen it. I mean, talk about phallic.
You're not allowed to bring it up and then not write it! Or at least write a conversation about it...
You're not allowed to bring it up and then not write it!
Beware, Consuela! This is how the Henry Kissenger slash was born!
Yes, but it's also how we got Shrift to write Harvey MPREG.
Oh, dear.