Hey, for some people danger is a turn-on...
HA! I am apparently too vanilla for zat-sex, because... oy.
t crosses legs
Also, it could
accidentally
go off twice, then you've got an automatic entry into that year's intergalactic Darwin Award. Not worth the risk.
Please do understand that I'm not volunteering. I'm just surprised I've never seen it. I mean, talk about phallic.
If the day ever comes that I find interspecies slash cool, please, murder me.
Um, John/D'Argo? Shrift wrote some kickass J/D once upon a time.
Please do understand that I'm not volunteering. I'm just surprised I've never seen it. I mean, talk about phallic.
You're not allowed to bring it up and then not write it! Or at least write a conversation about it...
You're not allowed to bring it up and then not write it!
Beware, Consuela! This is how the Henry Kissenger slash was born!
Yes, but it's also how we got Shrift to write Harvey MPREG.
Yes, but it's also how we got Shrift to write Harvey MPREG.
Ah, that was a thing of beauty.
You're not allowed to bring it up and then not write it! Or at least write a conversation about it...
I second this emotion. I triple-dog-dare ya to write teh zat sex! Or maybe just have the gang *talk* about the possibility; I can just imagine Sam getting technical about the safety of electrical discharges, Daniel waxing rhapsodic about the history of sex toys over the ages, Teal'c cocking an eyebrow and deadpan-sharing some atrocious tales of Apophis' pleasure palace... and Jack would put him hands over his ears and yell "La la la! Not listening!".
OMG, I so want to see that.
t waits patiently
I'm just surprised I've never seen it. I mean, talk about phallic.
And also more comfortably sized than a staff weapon.
t is also waiting for this fic