The streams crossed, and I just went to a BAD Clayface place.

"Don't cross the streams."

"Why?"

"It would be bad."

"I'm fuzzy on the whole good-bad thing. Whattya mean 'bad'?"

"Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light."

"Total protonic reversal..."

"Right, that's bad. Okay. Important safety tip. Thanks, Egon."

But is there a clay dildo in this story, is what I want to know.

Great. The streams crossed, and I just went to a BAD Clayface place.

Plei! You are EVIL.

Heh. I've found decent Drew Carey Show slash.

I feel like I've almost hit the slashaholic bottom. I'm reading Oswald/Wick.... yet I scoff at Riley/Adam shippers. I believe in Snape/Hagrid but flinch at anything involving You-Know-Who.

If the day ever comes that I find interspecies slash cool, please, murder me.

Plei! You are EVIL.

It's not me! It's my brain!

Thanks for the Nikita crackfic updates, Dana.

There was an old TV show about a vampire, or white lighter, or some such thing

Do whitelighters exist outside Charmed?

Sure, I picked one up at the gas station just the other day. Doesn't seem like they'd make for a very interesting show, but what do I know?

If the day ever comes that I find interspecies slash cool, please, murder me.

Dude. Garak/Bashir, IJS. Or Kirk/Spock. It's like, the granddaddy of all media fandom slash.

I have read some incredibly sweet Fred Kwan/Laliari (GQ) although that's het. Well, het *and* human/squid-alien.

I'm afraid sex toys made of unusual materials might be a special feature of Stargate.

And yet, have I ever seen Stargate fic where the zat is used for its obviously intended purpose as a sex toy? No.

She has vacuity?

I think the author may be over-identifying with her protagonist there...

And yet, have I ever seen Stargate fic where the zat is used for its obviously intended purpose as a sex toy? No.

Well, it's an weapon that shoots electrical energy discharges. What if it goes off accidentally? Yowch.