Wash: Little River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next? Zoe: Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss-up. Wash: I hope she does the soup thing. It's always a hoot, and we don't all die from it.

'Objects In Space'


Fan Fiction: Writers, Readers, and Enablers  

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Jars - Mar 21, 2005 10:22:22 am PST #9705 of 10000

But is there a clay dildo in this story

Heh. You need to see my office. We collect stones that look like cocks. Yes, we keep them in Cock Rock Corner. Yes, archaeologists have the maturity of twelve year-old boys.

I think I like the chattels best.


shrift - Mar 21, 2005 10:28:28 am PST #9706 of 10000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

The streams crossed, and I just went to a BAD Clayface place.

"Don't cross the streams."

"Why?"

"It would be bad."

"I'm fuzzy on the whole good-bad thing. Whattya mean 'bad'?"

"Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light."

"Total protonic reversal..."

"Right, that's bad. Okay. Important safety tip. Thanks, Egon."


Steph L. - Mar 21, 2005 10:59:13 am PST #9707 of 10000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

But is there a clay dildo in this story, is what I want to know.

Great. The streams crossed, and I just went to a BAD Clayface place.

Plei! You are EVIL.


Almare - Mar 21, 2005 11:37:43 am PST #9708 of 10000
"My drink preference does not indicate my sexual preference. "

Heh. I've found decent Drew Carey Show slash.

I feel like I've almost hit the slashaholic bottom. I'm reading Oswald/Wick.... yet I scoff at Riley/Adam shippers. I believe in Snape/Hagrid but flinch at anything involving You-Know-Who.

If the day ever comes that I find interspecies slash cool, please, murder me.


P.M. Marc - Mar 21, 2005 11:55:37 am PST #9709 of 10000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Plei! You are EVIL.

It's not me! It's my brain!


Lyra Jane - Mar 21, 2005 12:26:17 pm PST #9710 of 10000
Up with the sun

Thanks for the Nikita crackfic updates, Dana.

There was an old TV show about a vampire, or white lighter, or some such thing

Do whitelighters exist outside Charmed?


brenda m - Mar 21, 2005 12:29:37 pm PST #9711 of 10000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Sure, I picked one up at the gas station just the other day. Doesn't seem like they'd make for a very interesting show, but what do I know?


Vonnie K - Mar 21, 2005 1:18:08 pm PST #9712 of 10000
Kiss me, my girl, before I'm sick.

If the day ever comes that I find interspecies slash cool, please, murder me.

Dude. Garak/Bashir, IJS. Or Kirk/Spock. It's like, the granddaddy of all media fandom slash.

I have read some incredibly sweet Fred Kwan/Laliari (GQ) although that's het. Well, het *and* human/squid-alien.


Katie M - Mar 21, 2005 1:43:22 pm PST #9713 of 10000
I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies

I'm afraid sex toys made of unusual materials might be a special feature of Stargate.

And yet, have I ever seen Stargate fic where the zat is used for its obviously intended purpose as a sex toy? No.


Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 21, 2005 2:17:13 pm PST #9714 of 10000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

She has vacuity?

I think the author may be over-identifying with her protagonist there...