MY EYES! MY EYES!
Tracy: 'When you can't run, you crawl... and when you can't crawl, when you can't do that--' Zoe: 'You find someone to carry you.'
'The Message'
Fan Fiction: Writers, Readers, and Enablers
This thread is for fanfic recs, links, and discussion, but not for actual posting of fanfic.
Dana - Apr 14, 2004 10:56:36 am PDT #7816 of 10000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
shrift - Apr 14, 2004 11:00:50 am PDT #7817 of 10000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I'm of the mind that if you cannot correctly spell "challenge", you should by no means be allowed to issue one.
signed,
BOFQ
Connie Neil - Apr 14, 2004 11:01:45 am PDT #7818 of 10000
brillig
Sometimes it's just easier on the psyche to chalk it all up to the great and diverse tapestry of life.
Emily - Apr 14, 2004 11:03:32 am PDT #7819 of 10000
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
swear to god, that was in an actual fic!)
Oh my god how silly! How can people write silly things like that? Ludicrous potiony things... unlike the idea of random ovaries!
Wait... aren't ovaries reproductive organs? What good would ovaries do you without a uterus? And how would the sperm get there? Am I overthinking this? Yes.
Snacky - Apr 14, 2004 11:05:06 am PDT #7820 of 10000
Like I need a hole in my head
Hee! Here's one response, from the Blessed Ann Larimer:
"But...but..." Billy spluttered. "That's--it's--I am not a transvestite! I'm a man!"
Dom and Dr Leib stared at him.
After a moment, Dom said, "Hermaphrodite?"
"Her what?" Billy asked.
"You mean 'hermaphrodite.'"
"I do?"
"Yeah. And actually you sort of are. With the ovaries and all."
"Wait. Wait. Waitwaitwait. A what now?"
Dom gave Dr Leib a pleading look. "Doctor...? Is there, like, a pamphlet or something?"
"Not as such, no," she replied. "This just doesn't come up that often."
"Okay. Okay. Now I'm confused," said Billy. "Are you saying I'm Jewish?"
I love her.
askye - Apr 14, 2004 1:23:20 pm PDT #7821 of 10000
Thrive to spite them
Way back on a SV mailing list I saw a post of someone's "great" story idea for Lex and Clark and how they could be together (and I assume with kids), her idea was:
Lex has his head cut off and reattached to a woman's body. That way Clark and Lex can have a normal relationship.
erikaj - Apr 14, 2004 1:26:19 pm PDT #7822 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!
Um...ok?
askye - Apr 14, 2004 1:29:27 pm PDT #7823 of 10000
Thrive to spite them
That was my response too. It seemed like an attempt to keep MR's face and get around the slash aspect.
erikaj - Apr 14, 2004 1:35:38 pm PDT #7824 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!
And I thought I was a sick fuck and I am but "cut-off heads" and "Normal" have no place in the same sentence.
Jars - Apr 14, 2004 1:45:42 pm PDT #7825 of 10000
If anyone still reads Smallville fic, Lanning Cook's posted the next part of the Identical series. Which is rather good, iirc.