Way back on a SV mailing list I saw a post of someone's "great" story idea for Lex and Clark and how they could be together (and I assume with kids), her idea was:

Lex has his head cut off and reattached to a woman's body. That way Clark and Lex can have a normal relationship.

Um...ok?

That was my response too. It seemed like an attempt to keep MR's face and get around the slash aspect.

And I thought I was a sick fuck and I am but "cut-off heads" and "Normal" have no place in the same sentence.

If anyone still reads Smallville fic, Lanning Cook's posted the next part of the Identical series. Which is rather good, iirc.

Way back on a SV mailing list I saw a post of someone's "great" story idea for Lex and Clark and how they could be together (and I assume with kids), her idea was:

Lex has his head cut off and reattached to a woman's body. That way Clark and Lex can have a normal relationship.

That is hilarious.

People? STUPID.

Frank: Do you think some people work harder at being stupid than others? Tim: I'm gonna go out on a limb and say yes.

Lex has his head cut off and reattached to a woman's body.

Because the world needs more bald women. I mean, the poor guy already waxes more of his body than I ever expect to shave [of mine]; giving him a phenotypic reason to have no body hair is really just the next logical step!

Someone needs to send someone else a copy of Dorland's Medical Dictionary. Or to smack aforementioned someone else upside the head with it.

Err. This is a fic related request, but...

anyone know where I can go to get good information on the sex lives of paraplegic lesbians?