You know, I just... I woke up, and I looked in the mirror, and I thought, hey, what's with all the sin? I need to change. I'm... I'm dirty. I'm, I'm bad with the... sex and the envy and that, that loud music us kids listen to nowadays.

Buffy ,'Lessons'


Fan Fiction: Writers, Readers, and Enablers  

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Rebecca Lizard - Apr 14, 2004 2:15:30 pm PDT #7826 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

Way back on a SV mailing list I saw a post of someone's "great" story idea for Lex and Clark and how they could be together (and I assume with kids), her idea was:

Lex has his head cut off and reattached to a woman's body. That way Clark and Lex can have a normal relationship.

That is hilarious.


Consuela - Apr 14, 2004 3:16:23 pm PDT #7827 of 10000
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

People? STUPID.


erikaj - Apr 14, 2004 6:26:52 pm PDT #7828 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!

Frank: Do you think some people work harder at being stupid than others? Tim: I'm gonna go out on a limb and say yes.


Nutty - Apr 14, 2004 6:30:02 pm PDT #7829 of 10000
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Lex has his head cut off and reattached to a woman's body.

Because the world needs more bald women. I mean, the poor guy already waxes more of his body than I ever expect to shave [of mine]; giving him a phenotypic reason to have no body hair is really just the next logical step!

Someone needs to send someone else a copy of Dorland's Medical Dictionary. Or to smack aforementioned someone else upside the head with it.


P.M. Marc - Apr 14, 2004 6:32:54 pm PDT #7830 of 10000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Err. This is a fic related request, but...

anyone know where I can go to get good information on the sex lives of paraplegic lesbians?


erikaj - Apr 14, 2004 6:37:52 pm PDT #7831 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!

Huh...I thought that would, you know, spring to mind...but I'm blanking. I think there is a mag/site called "Dykes, Disability, and Stuff" but I don't retain URLs especially well.


P.M. Marc - Apr 14, 2004 6:40:33 pm PDT #7832 of 10000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

I swear, this fandom is going to get me into so much trouble.

Angel was so much easier.


erikaj - Apr 14, 2004 7:09:53 pm PDT #7833 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!

This might help. (There seems to be reluctance to acknowledge we could be gay, or take any pleasure from our bodies whatever actually, )but nerve did a gimp sex issue some while ago. [link] IIRC, there's a section in the latest "Our Bodies Ourselves" and I think I really want to get Barbara Gordon laid more than is seemly. But one of us should be!


P.M. Marc - Apr 14, 2004 8:40:05 pm PDT #7834 of 10000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Curses. Not a Nerve subscriber, so I can't get to it.

But, I did find this, and yes, Babs is gonna get some soon.


Am-Chau Yarkona - Apr 14, 2004 9:39:25 pm PDT #7835 of 10000
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty

Snacky, I've read some bad mpreg in my time, but that challenge... What boggles me most, I think, is this:

4. Dr. Leib (my original character, actually had my math teacher's daughter in mind.) tells the boys that Billy's with child.
Okay, so you want mpreg. Fine. Okay, so you want there to be a doctor. Fine. You're suggesting a name. Fine-- though we can come up with original characters on our own. You're telling us that this character is based on your maths teacher's daughter-- WTF? I mean, why did we need to know that? It's not like it's going to help us characterize him.

I would also like to note, for the record, that "drink this magic potion and the baby will be born from your belly-button" makes far more sense (especially in, say, Harry Potter fandom) than Billy having random ovaries.