That crashing you hear is my forehead hitting the keyboard.
Would someone please buy that chick a copy of "Our Bodies, Our Selves"?
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That crashing you hear is my forehead hitting the keyboard.
Would someone please buy that chick a copy of "Our Bodies, Our Selves"?
MY EYES! MY EYES!
I'm of the mind that if you cannot correctly spell "challenge", you should by no means be allowed to issue one.
signed,
BOFQ
Sometimes it's just easier on the psyche to chalk it all up to the great and diverse tapestry of life.
swear to god, that was in an actual fic!)
Oh my god how silly! How can people write silly things like that? Ludicrous potiony things... unlike the idea of random ovaries!
Wait... aren't ovaries reproductive organs? What good would ovaries do you without a uterus? And how would the sperm get there? Am I overthinking this? Yes.
Hee! Here's one response, from the Blessed Ann Larimer:
"But...but..." Billy spluttered. "That's--it's--I am not a transvestite! I'm a man!"
Dom and Dr Leib stared at him.
After a moment, Dom said, "Hermaphrodite?"
"Her what?" Billy asked.
"You mean 'hermaphrodite.'"
"I do?"
"Yeah. And actually you sort of are. With the ovaries and all."
"Wait. Wait. Waitwaitwait. A what now?"
Dom gave Dr Leib a pleading look. "Doctor...? Is there, like, a pamphlet or something?"
"Not as such, no," she replied. "This just doesn't come up that often."
"Okay. Okay. Now I'm confused," said Billy. "Are you saying I'm Jewish?"
I love her.
Way back on a SV mailing list I saw a post of someone's "great" story idea for Lex and Clark and how they could be together (and I assume with kids), her idea was:
Lex has his head cut off and reattached to a woman's body. That way Clark and Lex can have a normal relationship.
Um...ok?
That was my response too. It seemed like an attempt to keep MR's face and get around the slash aspect.
And I thought I was a sick fuck and I am but "cut-off heads" and "Normal" have no place in the same sentence.