Damn you, Snacky, you beat me to it. Now I feel like I did when those mean girls didn't elect me Homecoming Queen at the prom ...
Ben: I didn't ask for any of this. I just want to be normal. Gronx: I wanted to be an underwear model. We play the hand we're dealt.
'Touched'
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Micole - Apr 01, 2004 7:56:17 am PST #7719 of 10000
I've been working on a song about the difference between analogy and metaphor.
Consuela - Apr 01, 2004 7:56:23 am PST #7720 of 10000
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
*adding this to the Big List O' Euphemisms*
Suh-nerk.
Awww, thanks, Snacky!
God, I'm loving Teevee.org today. I could spend hours reading this. Must have taken them months to prep this.
I remember they did a spoof last year but I forget what it was. A studio website or something?
Consuela - Apr 01, 2004 7:57:26 am PST #7721 of 10000
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
I love it that one of the Letters in response to the article is by Noam Jenkins. Hah!
amych - Apr 01, 2004 8:04:03 am PST #7722 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
teevee.org is hilarious -- thanks for the link, Snacky!
Snacky - Apr 01, 2004 8:07:51 am PST #7723 of 10000
Like I need a hole in my head
Damn you, Snacky, you beat me to it. Now I feel like I did when those mean girls didn't elect me Homecoming Queen at the prom ...
See how I am?
P.M. Marc - Apr 01, 2004 8:36:00 am PST #7724 of 10000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Snacky, I can't BREATHE, that was so funny.
Dana - Apr 01, 2004 8:39:47 am PST #7725 of 10000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Oh, my god, that's incredibly funny, and so dead-on. I started wincing here:
I'm the one with the liberal-arts degree from a good private school, who opens her stories with passages from Yeats and writes about the drag-queen personae of vampires forced to pass as people.
amych - Apr 01, 2004 8:42:46 am PST #7726 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
I started wincing here:
Umm, yeah, pretty much guilty as charged here.
Dana - Apr 01, 2004 9:10:12 am PST #7727 of 10000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Dear Nestra,
My name is Mercedes and I work for Xlibris, a print-on-demand self-publishing company. If you don't mind, I wanted to take a moment to let you know how we can help you become a publishing success.
My thought process:
"April Fool's Day? Legitimate but clueless? Scam? Scam."
Consuela - Apr 01, 2004 9:52:57 am PST #7728 of 10000
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
Oh! Dana, I just saw this on someone's LJ the other day. (Ajhalluk's, actually.) I think the determination was that it wasn't quite a scam. But... not promising, in any event.