And don't you ever stand for that sort of thing. Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back! ... You got the right same as anyone to live and try to kill people.

Mal ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


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Consuela - Apr 01, 2004 7:57:26 am PST #7721 of 10000
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

I love it that one of the Letters in response to the article is by Noam Jenkins. Hah!


amych - Apr 01, 2004 8:04:03 am PST #7722 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

teevee.org is hilarious -- thanks for the link, Snacky!


Snacky - Apr 01, 2004 8:07:51 am PST #7723 of 10000
Like I need a hole in my head

Damn you, Snacky, you beat me to it. Now I feel like I did when those mean girls didn't elect me Homecoming Queen at the prom ...

See how I am?


P.M. Marc - Apr 01, 2004 8:36:00 am PST #7724 of 10000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Snacky, I can't BREATHE, that was so funny.


Dana - Apr 01, 2004 8:39:47 am PST #7725 of 10000
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

Oh, my god, that's incredibly funny, and so dead-on. I started wincing here:

I'm the one with the liberal-arts degree from a good private school, who opens her stories with passages from Yeats and writes about the drag-queen personae of vampires forced to pass as people.


amych - Apr 01, 2004 8:42:46 am PST #7726 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I started wincing here:

Umm, yeah, pretty much guilty as charged here.


Dana - Apr 01, 2004 9:10:12 am PST #7727 of 10000
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

Dear Nestra,

My name is Mercedes and I work for Xlibris, a print-on-demand self-publishing company. If you don't mind, I wanted to take a moment to let you know how we can help you become a publishing success.

My thought process:

"April Fool's Day? Legitimate but clueless? Scam? Scam."


Consuela - Apr 01, 2004 9:52:57 am PST #7728 of 10000
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Oh! Dana, I just saw this on someone's LJ the other day. (Ajhalluk's, actually.) I think the determination was that it wasn't quite a scam. But... not promising, in any event.


shrift - Apr 01, 2004 10:36:56 am PST #7729 of 10000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Huh. I got that this morning, too, Dana.


Dana - Apr 01, 2004 11:49:42 am PST #7730 of 10000
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

Not quite a scam in the sense that it's legal, but still way on the eyebrow-raising side.