Buffistas

Y'all see the man hanging out of the spaceship with the really big gun? Now I'm not saying you weren't easy to find. It was kinda out of our way, and he didn't want to come in the first place. Man's lookin' to kill some folk. So really it's his will y'all should worry about thwarting.

Mal ,'Safe'

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Consuela - Apr 01, 2004 7:56:23 am PST #7720 of 10000

We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

*adding this to the Big List O' Euphemisms*

Suh-nerk.

Awww, thanks, Snacky!

God, I'm loving Teevee.org today. I could spend hours reading this. Must have taken them months to prep this.

I remember they did a spoof last year but I forget what it was. A studio website or something?

Consuela - Apr 01, 2004 7:57:26 am PST #7721 of 10000

We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

I love it that one of the Letters in response to the article is by Noam Jenkins. Hah!

amych - Apr 01, 2004 8:04:03 am PST #7722 of 10000

Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

teevee.org is hilarious -- thanks for the link, Snacky!

Snacky - Apr 01, 2004 8:07:51 am PST #7723 of 10000

Like I need a hole in my head

Damn you, Snacky, you beat me to it. Now I feel like I did when those mean girls didn't elect me Homecoming Queen at the prom ...

See how I am?

P.M. Marc - Apr 01, 2004 8:36:00 am PST #7724 of 10000

So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Snacky, I can't BREATHE, that was so funny.

Dana - Apr 01, 2004 8:39:47 am PST #7725 of 10000

I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Oh, my god, that's incredibly funny, and so dead-on. I started wincing here:

I'm the one with the liberal-arts degree from a good private school, who opens her stories with passages from Yeats and writes about the drag-queen personae of vampires forced to pass as people.

amych - Apr 01, 2004 8:42:46 am PST #7726 of 10000

Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I started wincing here:

Umm, yeah, pretty much guilty as charged here.

Dana - Apr 01, 2004 9:10:12 am PST #7727 of 10000

I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Dear Nestra,

My name is Mercedes and I work for Xlibris, a print-on-demand self-publishing company. If you don't mind, I wanted to take a moment to let you know how we can help you become a publishing success.

My thought process:

"April Fool's Day? Legitimate but clueless? Scam? Scam."

Consuela - Apr 01, 2004 9:52:57 am PST #7728 of 10000

We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Oh! Dana, I just saw this on someone's LJ the other day. (Ajhalluk's, actually.) I think the determination was that it wasn't quite a scam. But... not promising, in any event.

shrift - Apr 01, 2004 10:36:56 am PST #7729 of 10000

"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Huh. I got that this morning, too, Dana.

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