teevee.org is hilarious -- thanks for the link, Snacky!
Get up...get up, you stupid piece of... What did you do that for? What's wrong with you? Didn't you hear a word he said? All of you! You think there's someone just going to drop money on you?! Money they could use?! Well, there ain't people like that. There's just people like me.
Jayne ,'Jaynestown'
Fan Fiction: Writers, Readers, and Enablers
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amych - Apr 01, 2004 8:04:03 am PST #7722 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Snacky - Apr 01, 2004 8:07:51 am PST #7723 of 10000
Like I need a hole in my head
Damn you, Snacky, you beat me to it. Now I feel like I did when those mean girls didn't elect me Homecoming Queen at the prom ...
See how I am?
P.M. Marc - Apr 01, 2004 8:36:00 am PST #7724 of 10000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Snacky, I can't BREATHE, that was so funny.
Dana - Apr 01, 2004 8:39:47 am PST #7725 of 10000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Oh, my god, that's incredibly funny, and so dead-on. I started wincing here:
I'm the one with the liberal-arts degree from a good private school, who opens her stories with passages from Yeats and writes about the drag-queen personae of vampires forced to pass as people.
amych - Apr 01, 2004 8:42:46 am PST #7726 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
I started wincing here:
Umm, yeah, pretty much guilty as charged here.
Dana - Apr 01, 2004 9:10:12 am PST #7727 of 10000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Dear Nestra,
My name is Mercedes and I work for Xlibris, a print-on-demand self-publishing company. If you don't mind, I wanted to take a moment to let you know how we can help you become a publishing success.
My thought process:
"April Fool's Day? Legitimate but clueless? Scam? Scam."
Consuela - Apr 01, 2004 9:52:57 am PST #7728 of 10000
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
Oh! Dana, I just saw this on someone's LJ the other day. (Ajhalluk's, actually.) I think the determination was that it wasn't quite a scam. But... not promising, in any event.
shrift - Apr 01, 2004 10:36:56 am PST #7729 of 10000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Huh. I got that this morning, too, Dana.
Dana - Apr 01, 2004 11:49:42 am PST #7730 of 10000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Not quite a scam in the sense that it's legal, but still way on the eyebrow-raising side.
Michele T. - Apr 01, 2004 12:00:46 pm PST #7731 of 10000
with a gleam in my eye, and an almost airtight alibi
Oh, my God, I loved that teevee.org piece. You have to read the whole site -- it's almost all that good, especially if you're a regular Salon reader.