I'm having a hard time getting my mind around the fact that 2 Fast 2 Furious isn't the worst sequel ever. Not that I've ever seen it, but come on
I haven't seen it, but I love it just for the local movie reviewer renaming it 2 Fast Bi-Curious.
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P.M. Marc - Aug 29, 2006 8:39:37 pm PDT #3853 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
§ ita § - Aug 29, 2006 8:47:46 pm PDT #3854 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
It was okay. Really not the worst ever, not in a world with the Matrix sequels and Highlander 2.
Volans - Aug 29, 2006 9:55:11 pm PDT #3855 of 10001
move out and draw fire
2 Fast Bi-Curious
Hah!
You know, I first typed 2 Fast 2 Furious, but then I thought, well, I haven't seen either movie, so that would be snotty, and mostly I'm cranky about it because it's been parked on every movie screen here for months, taking up space.
I also thought about mentioning The Mummy 2 because, while I love the first one, I was in actual physical pain from the second. But it's not necessarily a pointless sequel... The Mummy could have easily become an Indiana-Jones-style franchise. But Weisz's awful wig and the whole child actor thing pretty much killed that dead.
How about Pointless Sequels Yet To Be Made? Like Schlindler's List 2, or Casablanca Revisited. Or Citizen Kane: The Lost Years.
Oh, and off-topic, I have just decided to make a movie about a couple criminals and their sex-worker friends, and call it Pros and Cons.
Hayden - Aug 30, 2006 5:26:00 am PDT #3856 of 10001
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."
2 Fast Bi-Curious
I share Raq's HA!
How about Pointless Sequels Yet To Be Made?
Blue Velvet 2: This Time It's Bluer!
8 3/2
Deliverance II: Pigs On A Beatty
The Searchers 2: The Lost Earring
Rashomon 2: The Ramseys
Jessica - Aug 30, 2006 5:32:09 am PDT #3857 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
2 Fast 2 Furious
I think this got disqualified from the Most Pointless Sequel list as soon as they made #3.
Hayden - Aug 30, 2006 5:38:37 am PDT #3858 of 10001
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."
I thought that was an Internet joke. So there really was a third one?
Sean K - Aug 30, 2006 5:44:06 am PDT #3859 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
I also thought about mentioning The Mummy 2 because, while I love the first one, I was in actual physical pain from the second.
I actually liked Mummy Returns. Not a lot, but I liked it
askye - Aug 30, 2006 5:44:51 am PDT #3860 of 10001
Thrive to spite them
There really was a third one - [link] .
Matt the Bruins fan - Aug 30, 2006 5:51:46 am PDT #3861 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Underworld wasn't good, but I can't really say that it bored me.
My take on Underworld was that it was terrible, but in exactly the manner it had to be to entertain me mightily. If they'd had a better actor (and character name) for Kraven and werewolf designs by Rick Baker/Greg Cannom, it would have been perfect.
How about Pointless Sequels Yet To Be Made?
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon 2
Hayden - Aug 30, 2006 5:56:24 am PDT #3862 of 10001
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."
There really was a third one
Eeeeeevil.