I also thought about mentioning The Mummy 2 because, while I love the first one, I was in actual physical pain from the second.
I actually liked Mummy Returns. Not a lot, but I liked it
Harmony: Somebody remembered to pick me up the sweetest unicorn. Guess someone was feeling guilty for standing me up in tenth grade. Brad: What? Had to get her something. She sired me. Peaches: Sire-whipped.
'Beneath You'
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Sean K - Aug 30, 2006 5:44:06 am PDT #3859 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
askye - Aug 30, 2006 5:44:51 am PDT #3860 of 10001
Thrive to spite them
There really was a third one - [link] .
Matt the Bruins fan - Aug 30, 2006 5:51:46 am PDT #3861 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Underworld wasn't good, but I can't really say that it bored me.
My take on Underworld was that it was terrible, but in exactly the manner it had to be to entertain me mightily. If they'd had a better actor (and character name) for Kraven and werewolf designs by Rick Baker/Greg Cannom, it would have been perfect.
How about Pointless Sequels Yet To Be Made?
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon 2
Hayden - Aug 30, 2006 5:56:24 am PDT #3862 of 10001
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."
There really was a third one
Eeeeeevil.
Theodosia - Aug 30, 2006 5:57:43 am PDT #3863 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Crouchier Tiger, Hidier Dragon, surely?
Frankenbuddha - Aug 30, 2006 6:03:15 am PDT #3864 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
So will it be Snakes on a Plane 2 or something more exotic like More (New?) Snakes on Some Other Plane or will they change up the snakes and/or vehicle?
Theodosia - Aug 30, 2006 6:06:22 am PDT #3865 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Slightly Bigger Snakes on a Slightly Smaller Plane
Hayden - Aug 30, 2006 6:07:04 am PDT #3866 of 10001
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."
Snakesier Planes
tommyrot - Aug 30, 2006 6:12:33 am PDT #3867 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
So will it be Snakes on a Plane 2 or something more exotic like More (New?) Snakes on Some Other Plane or will they change up the snakes and/or vehicle?
They need to up the dramatic tension by adding more ambiguity:
Planes, Trains and Automobiles 2: There Might Be Snakes On Them, Or There Might Not.
Tom Scola - Aug 30, 2006 6:15:09 am PDT #3868 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
You guys are totally missing the Freudian aspects of SoaP:
Snakes on a Train Going Through a Tunnel
Snakes on the Oscar-Mayer Weinermobile