2 Fast 2 Furious
I think this got disqualified from the Most Pointless Sequel list as soon as they made #3.
Jayne is a girl's name.
River ,'Trash'
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Jessica - Aug 30, 2006 5:32:09 am PDT #3857 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Hayden - Aug 30, 2006 5:38:37 am PDT #3858 of 10001
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."
I thought that was an Internet joke. So there really was a third one?
Sean K - Aug 30, 2006 5:44:06 am PDT #3859 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
I also thought about mentioning The Mummy 2 because, while I love the first one, I was in actual physical pain from the second.
I actually liked Mummy Returns. Not a lot, but I liked it
askye - Aug 30, 2006 5:44:51 am PDT #3860 of 10001
Thrive to spite them
There really was a third one - [link] .
Matt the Bruins fan - Aug 30, 2006 5:51:46 am PDT #3861 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Underworld wasn't good, but I can't really say that it bored me.
My take on Underworld was that it was terrible, but in exactly the manner it had to be to entertain me mightily. If they'd had a better actor (and character name) for Kraven and werewolf designs by Rick Baker/Greg Cannom, it would have been perfect.
How about Pointless Sequels Yet To Be Made?
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon 2
Hayden - Aug 30, 2006 5:56:24 am PDT #3862 of 10001
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."
There really was a third one
Eeeeeevil.
Theodosia - Aug 30, 2006 5:57:43 am PDT #3863 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Crouchier Tiger, Hidier Dragon, surely?
Frankenbuddha - Aug 30, 2006 6:03:15 am PDT #3864 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
So will it be Snakes on a Plane 2 or something more exotic like More (New?) Snakes on Some Other Plane or will they change up the snakes and/or vehicle?
Theodosia - Aug 30, 2006 6:06:22 am PDT #3865 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Slightly Bigger Snakes on a Slightly Smaller Plane
Hayden - Aug 30, 2006 6:07:04 am PDT #3866 of 10001
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."
Snakesier Planes