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Buffista Movies 5: Development Hell

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Matt the Bruins fan - Aug 30, 2006 5:51:46 am PDT #3861 of 10001

"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Underworld wasn't good, but I can't really say that it bored me.

My take on Underworld was that it was terrible, but in exactly the manner it had to be to entertain me mightily. If they'd had a better actor (and character name) for Kraven and werewolf designs by Rick Baker/Greg Cannom, it would have been perfect.

How about Pointless Sequels Yet To Be Made?

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon 2

Hayden - Aug 30, 2006 5:56:24 am PDT #3862 of 10001

aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

There really was a third one

Eeeeeevil.

Theodosia - Aug 30, 2006 5:57:43 am PDT #3863 of 10001

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Crouchier Tiger, Hidier Dragon, surely?

Frankenbuddha - Aug 30, 2006 6:03:15 am PDT #3864 of 10001

"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

So will it be Snakes on a Plane 2 or something more exotic like More (New?) Snakes on Some Other Plane or will they change up the snakes and/or vehicle?

Theodosia - Aug 30, 2006 6:06:22 am PDT #3865 of 10001

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Slightly Bigger Snakes on a Slightly Smaller Plane

Hayden - Aug 30, 2006 6:07:04 am PDT #3866 of 10001

aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

Snakesier Planes

tommyrot - Aug 30, 2006 6:12:33 am PDT #3867 of 10001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

So will it be Snakes on a Plane 2 or something more exotic like More (New?) Snakes on Some Other Plane or will they change up the snakes and/or vehicle?

They need to up the dramatic tension by adding more ambiguity:

Planes, Trains and Automobiles 2: There Might Be Snakes On Them, Or There Might Not.

Tom Scola - Aug 30, 2006 6:15:09 am PDT #3868 of 10001

Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

You guys are totally missing the Freudian aspects of SoaP:

Snakes on a Train Going Through a Tunnel

Snakes on the Oscar-Mayer Weinermobile

Aims - Aug 30, 2006 6:15:14 am PDT #3869 of 10001

Shit's all sorts of different now.

or Casablanca Revisited.

When I worked for Warner Bros publishing, I had to archive a bunch of production meeting agendas and the like. They had, at one point, in developement a Casablanca sequel. I think it was going to be called As Time Goes By and star Julia Roberts and Ralph Fiennes.

Jessica - Aug 30, 2006 6:17:48 am PDT #3870 of 10001

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Dudes, have we all forgotten that Samuel L Jackson himself has already given us the sequel's title? More Motherfuckin' Snakes on More Motherfuckin' Planes!

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