Dang. I think I missed stuff that was there before Emliy's edit.
Here is my comeback: Cilantro, baby!
It is all about the cilantro.
Wash: Were I unwed, I would take you in a manly fashion. Kaylee: 'Cause I'm pretty? Wash: 'Cause you're pretty.
'Heart Of Gold'
Natter 42, the Universe, and Everything
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, flaming otters, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Gus - Feb 25, 2006 12:56:11 pm PST #9527 of 10002
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.
Emily - Feb 25, 2006 12:58:48 pm PST #9528 of 10002
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
Before I edited, it said, "Yeah. Gus." I thought you deserved a little explanation.
sarameg - Feb 25, 2006 12:59:05 pm PST #9529 of 10002
DX, you'll be proud of me. Or something. After a day spent driving endlessly, I found no halogen torchiers. So when my final stop was Home Despot, I broke down and bought a replacement dimmer.
Wish me good cursing, cause I think I'm going to need it. I have no idea HOW I'm going to get to the old switch, but damnit, I'm going to try.
And if that fails, I'll resort to the internet. I am reluctant to because a) wait and b) delivery issues.
Also, I need tor drive way the hell up Falls & Greenspring Valley Roads more often. It's a fun, leisurely drive through farms.
DXMachina - Feb 25, 2006 1:02:02 pm PST #9530 of 10002
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
sara, is the switch in the main tube of the torchier, or is it somewhere else?
Anyway, good luck.
Gus - Feb 25, 2006 1:11:08 pm PST #9531 of 10002
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.
Em: Ah!
DX and sarameg: Nine people in the US have any idea what this torchiere business is about, and six of them are watching PBS.
Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 25, 2006 1:23:05 pm PST #9532 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Thanks to a mix-up yesterday that saw me getting a 15" veggie pizza for the price of the personal one I ordered for lunch, I've now had pizza for the last three meals. I think I'm heading out for a dough-free steak tonight.
sarameg - Feb 25, 2006 1:25:25 pm PST #9533 of 10002
Aaand, it's a no go. It's in the tube, which is the problem. There's a closed collar that I can't detatch to get at the damned switch. Which I suspected was going to be a problem, but I hadn't tried that hard to get it out. And now I have, and I can't.
Fuck.
DXMachina - Feb 25, 2006 1:28:07 pm PST #9534 of 10002
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
DX and sarameg: Nine people in the US have any idea what this torchiere business is about, and six of them are watching PBS.
Heh. From the FAQ:
Q. How many Buffistas does it take to screw in a light-bulb? [PersephoneMoon - TT.QB.1768]
A. Seven. One to screw it in and six to debate whether full spectrum light bulbs would give vamps a rash. [Jon B - TT.QB.1769]
A. Plus one more to set up a poll on which kind of light bulb to use. [David J. Schwartz - TT.QB.1770]
A. No. One to set up a poll to decide on a title for the "Would Full-Spectrum Light Bulbs Give Vampires a Rash In The Jossverse" Table Talk thread. [Jon B - TT.QB.1771]
A. And another to set up the threads, "The Lantern, the Torch, and their Lampshades," "Bulbista Bureaucracy," and "Torchiere&Halojen4EVAH!" [DXMachina - TT.QB.1772]
A. Twenty-one. One to set up a poll on what to title the light bulb-changing ceremony. Two to research which high-efficiency light bulb will encourage more people to de-lurk. Three to blame Anya, Tara and/or Dawn for letting the light bulb burn out in the first place. Four to sob that Joyce will never again change a light bulb. Five to rhapsodize about how hot Spike would look changing the light bulb. And six to complain about how the new light bulb isn't as exciting as the light bulbs from the earlier seasons. [David J. Schwartz - TT.QB.1773]
We'd best leave it at that. Otherwise, if Teppy and Gud show up at the same time, there'll be bloodshed...
DXMachina - Feb 25, 2006 1:30:20 pm PST #9535 of 10002
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
There's a closed collar that I can't detatch to get at the damned switch.
I'd be willing to bet the collar is threaded, so it can be unscrewed. You may need a pair of channel-locks to do it, though.
Jesse - Feb 25, 2006 1:36:55 pm PST #9536 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Aw, Don Knotts died: [link]