I have a 403 (b) which, up until this year, the Uni puts in 5 % of my salary, regardless of what I put in. I just started contributing because it is a way to recoup some of the theatre money I lose in taxes in the long run. Weirdly, one can contribute $15,000 a year if you want to. I only make $20,000. If I had a sugar daddy, I could save all my money for retirement.
Angel: Connor, this is Spike and Illyria. Guys, this is Connor. Connor: Hi. umm...I like your outfit. Illyria: Your body warms. This one is lusting after me. Connor: Oh...no, I--I--it's just that it's the outfit. I guess I've had a thing for older women. Angel: They were supposed to fix that.
'Origin'
Natter 42, the Universe, and Everything
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, flaming otters, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Sophia Brooks - Feb 20, 2006 9:21:14 am PST #8269 of 10002
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
Kalshane - Feb 20, 2006 9:24:30 am PST #8270 of 10002
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why?
Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.
My employer has a 401K with dollar for dollar matching up to 3% of Salary and $.50 per dollar up to 6% of salary, but I haven't signed up for it, despite being here 8 years. I really need to look into it.
Jesse - Feb 20, 2006 9:25:02 am PST #8271 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
IRA means something very different where you guys come from, methinks.
No, it's the same.
... Just kidding. It's Individual Retirement Account.
Trudy Booth - Feb 20, 2006 9:31:24 am PST #8272 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Holy cow, there might be people alive beneath the mudslide in the Phillipines. [link]
Kathy A - Feb 20, 2006 9:34:43 am PST #8273 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
I heard about that on the radio this morning--I hope they can get some people out.
BTW, Trudy, where did you get your tagline? Was it during the Olympic coverage last week?
Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 20, 2006 9:36:49 am PST #8274 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
I have a 401K with 3% salary matching from my firm (and before my move I was kicking in the max 15% contribution for the first couple of years). We also have a profit-sharing plan with yearly contributions at our employers' discretion. I seriously doubt I'm going to need much of it, though.
Getting diagnosed with high blood pressure at 34 and hearing your doctor use phrases like "medication to counter the immediate risk of a stroke" means never having to say you're afraid you'll outlive your retirement plan.
Trudy Booth - Feb 20, 2006 9:44:58 am PST #8275 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
It's from the opening ceremonies, Kathy, I nearly wet myself.
Zenkitty - Feb 20, 2006 10:02:00 am PST #8276 of 10002
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Jars, got it, reading it now. Also, we have the same last name. OMGWe're like sisters!!1
eta Read, and replied. I liked it.
Jars - Feb 20, 2006 10:05:02 am PST #8277 of 10002
OMGWe're like sisters!!!1
OMG We should so get matching haircuts!!! I like unicorns, do you like unicorns?!!
Zenkitty - Feb 20, 2006 10:22:15 am PST #8278 of 10002
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
OMG I like unicorns TOO!!1
::grabs Jars' arms and jumps up and down::