I always call Bob over when Goren puts his noggin parallel to the ground. It happens disturbingly often, like every second episode.

This is what Bob had to say on a different occasion:

Vincent D'onofrio recently announced that he can only do half the shows on Law and Order: Jobs for New York Actors. Expect him to lose a lot weight, because he's going to be able to eat only half the scenes he used to.

Law and Order: Jobs for New York Actors

Hee!! Ain't that the truth. That was the cool thing when Early Edition and that Joan Cusack show were both being filmed completely in Chicago--a lot of excellent local stage actors were finally getting national exposure.

Apparently the Universe has decided there's still not enough cognitive dissonance in my life (even after I looked at a picture of a squid on an eliptical machine). The link to this story, and it's headline on the front page of CNN read: Shooting victim apologizes to Vice President.

So now Dick Cheney can shoot you with a shotgun any time he wants, and afterwards you have to apologize to him.

Cheney seems to be the MFM.

So now Dick Cheney can shoot you with a shotgun any time he wants, and afterwards you have to apologize to him.

"Thank you, sir. May I have another?"

WTF?

ita, that makes me bummed out for Lulu, or whatever her name really was, that owned the place. I miss Lulu's.

MFM

What's MFM mean in this instance?

Motherfucking man.

See, in his shoes I'd have been less about the unnecessary apology and more about the "did you realize I specialize in personal injury litigation? Helooo Haliburton dollars."

Motherfucking man.